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Subject: Sickest you've ever been?

Thought I would go ahead and make this thread as I'm currently sick on my couch with the flu. Currently have a 101 degree temp, and I'm probably going to throw up again in this next 5 minutes. I'm just sitting on my couch pushing fluids and feeling miserable. At least my cats here to chill with me and comfort me. So flood. Let's here it. Gimme your sick stories. Oh and for the reference this is not the sickest I've ever been. I had phneumonia when I was 10.

  • 12.07.2012 8:32 AM PDT


Posted by: D3MENTED BABY

You shouldn't be on the internet then.

  • 12.07.2012 8:33 AM PDT
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Cancer

  • 12.07.2012 8:33 AM PDT
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Posted by: evilcam
Bobcast is paid in MILF blind dates.

Food poisoning is probably the worst I've been sick.

  • 12.07.2012 8:34 AM PDT

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out"
- Bill Hicks

Viral meningitis. I didn't get out of bed for about two weeks and lost over a stone and a half in weight.

  • 12.07.2012 8:35 AM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.

Had pneumonia when I was a very young lad.

  • 12.07.2012 8:35 AM PDT


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Posted by: D3MENTED BABY

You shouldn't be on the internet then.


I took some pseudofed so I can't sleep atm. It really wires you.

  • 12.07.2012 8:36 AM PDT
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Hospitalized with a virus.

  • 12.07.2012 8:41 AM PDT

So, you want to hear a story eh? One about treasure hunters? Have I got a story for you!

I had the swine flu, was not fun.

  • 12.07.2012 8:42 AM PDT

Fair play

Swine flu, 2009.

  • 12.07.2012 8:44 AM PDT

I had H1N1 in high school. Sucked.

  • 12.07.2012 8:44 AM PDT

RIP Logan ~B.B.

Got swine flu a few years ago. It came with aggressive pneumonia. I went in when I couldn't breathe anymore. I don't remember it, but was in intensive care for a couple days with super low oxygen and potassium levels.

  • 12.07.2012 8:51 AM PDT

Ew, my username. :C

I came up with it when I was 10.

I hope that's 101 degrees Fahrenheit.

OT: I had a migraine in February this year. Woke up and vomited probably every hour, then slept for 24 hours.

  • 12.07.2012 8:57 AM PDT

Second acct: RC Zerg Rushes

Caught a mystery bug back in 2007. Laid me out on the couch vomiting and severely dehydrated for the first two days, then had me running a fever for the next five days before magically disappearing.

Doctor could never figure out what it was.

  • 12.07.2012 9:00 AM PDT

I became really sick during summer last year. Whenever I ate something I would vomit ten minutes later. I stopped eating and drinking altogether for a couple of hours which stopped vomiting for a bit, but I then started vomiting nothing. It was weird I was vomiting but nothing was coming out it hurt quite bit.

  • 12.07.2012 9:13 AM PDT

OMGZZ!!!!!!

"It's Afghanistanimation!"

I had bronchitis...

  • 12.07.2012 9:14 AM PDT

Swine flu for 2 weeks in 2009.

  • 12.07.2012 9:15 AM PDT

My troll sense is tingling.

Two months ago my stomach was feeling a little upset. It wasn't a big deal, just annoying. Then one night, it started feeling really bad. I couldn't get to sleep. I ended up having a severe case of both vomiting and diarrhea. At the same time. At five in the morning.

  • 12.07.2012 9:20 AM PDT

"There's a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I'd like to think that I walk that line every day."

No more than a bad flu

I felt terrible after having my wisdom teeth extracted, though, if that counts.

  • 12.07.2012 9:21 AM PDT
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I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.

my egesta was egested as a thick, continuous, yellow paste with the occasional methane explosion.

  • 12.07.2012 9:21 AM PDT

This would be a good time to point out that the US Government seriously did consider nuking the moon during the Cold War as a show of force. Project A119.

"A large explosion on the Terminator line would put the sun behind the mushroom cloud, making the explosion visible with the naked eye from Earth."

Then the US decided they'd just send in Neil Armstrong to land on it. Neil Armstrong - the one man on the earth that was considered a suitable replacement for a nuclear missile.

H1N1 -blam!- sucked.

  • 12.07.2012 9:27 AM PDT