- MyNameIsCharlie
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- Fabled Mythic Member
Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.
Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
Poll: Begun, the Great Tree War has [closed]
| Support Mervyn:
33%
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(3 Votes)
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| Support Albert:
56%
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(5 Votes)
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| Support Lionel:
11%
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(1 Votes)
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Total Votes: 9
So, the trees are up, and some presents under them. Again, the cats have decided to do battle for the domination of the Christmas Trees. There is a twist this year. We have three trees that the cats have co-opted as use as bases of operation, with a small decorative display that is being used as a forward observation post.
Now, the three have three different strategies. Mervyn, the oldest, just wants to unwrap any and all presents put under the tree. Albert wants the presents pushed out, and the tree skirt used as a hidey-hole. He's more the occupy the tree movement. Lionel is an anarchist. He wants to tear it all down.
There has so far been three major battles, with a few minor skirmishes in between. No one kitty has taken the lead of the other two, and if previous years are precedent, no leader will be found.
I know I support the leave it all alone and get the hell from under there faction. But who does the Flood support?