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Subject: Woman tries to kill boyfriend with boobs

funny story I found on reddit. It's a pic of an article btw

  • 12.07.2012 11:20 AM PDT

"I will show you how a true Prussian officer fights!"

"And i will show you where the iron crosses grow..."

- "Cross of Iron"

Not a bad way to die i suppose.

  • 12.07.2012 11:20 AM PDT
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Best way to go? probably

  • 12.07.2012 11:20 AM PDT

OP, you messed up.

  • 12.07.2012 11:20 AM PDT

One of the better ways to die.

  • 12.07.2012 11:21 AM PDT

He didn't go quietly into that sweet embrace.

  • 12.07.2012 11:22 AM PDT
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Why So Serious?

"I'm gonna go America all over everybody's asses!"
-Charlie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Is he sure she wasn't just being extra kinky or something?

  • 12.07.2012 11:22 AM PDT
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''Misanthropes have some admirable if paradoxical virtues. It is no exaggeration to say that we are among the nicest people you are likely to meet. Because good manners build sturdy walls, our distaste for intimacy makes us exceedingly cordial "ships that pass in the night." As long as you remain a stranger we will be your friend forever.''

''I want people to be sincere; a man of honor shouldn't speak a single word that doesn't come straight from his heart. ''


Posted by: BR131
Best way to go? probably

Your coup makes me want to kill myself.

  • 12.07.2012 11:22 AM PDT

Posted by: Changsta inc
Racism isn't wrong if it's funny.

Oldie but goodie.

Also, probably the best possible way a straight man could ever die.

  • 12.07.2012 11:23 AM PDT


Posted by: Not The Joker
Is he sure she wasn't just being extra kinky or something?

That's the impression I'm getting.

  • 12.07.2012 11:23 AM PDT

Not the worst way to go.

  • 12.07.2012 11:24 AM PDT
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one of the reasons I prefer flat chested women.

  • 12.07.2012 11:24 AM PDT

Da Husk.

Only in Germany...

  • 12.07.2012 11:24 AM PDT


Posted by: KikuChiyo
one of the reasons I prefer flat chested women.

You prefer flat-chested women because they can't kill you with their tits? Sounds like a risk I'm willing to take, personally.

[Edited on 12.07.2012 11:25 AM PST]

  • 12.07.2012 11:25 AM PDT

God is our refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble. Therefore will not we fear, though the earth be removed, and though the mountains be carried into the midst of the sea; Though the waters thereof roar and be troubled, though the mountains shake with the swelling thereof.” – Psalms 46:1-3

ahgahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aahahhahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahaha


*gabriel* So howd you die.

*Guy* I was suffocated by giant boobs.

*gabriel* Blank face

*guy* Can i enter

*gabriel* Yes, but only because you just had the most epic death ever.

  • 12.07.2012 11:25 AM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

That's how I want to go.

  • 12.07.2012 11:25 AM PDT


Posted by: KikuChiyo
one of the reasons I prefer flat chested women.

You sick pedo.

  • 12.07.2012 11:25 AM PDT
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Posted by: ABotelho

Posted by: KikuChiyo
one of the reasons I prefer flat chested women.

You prefer flat-chested women because they can't kill you with their tits? Sounds like a risk I'm willing to take, personally.


No I prefer flat-chested women because I think they'll act less lady like and be more of a tomboy.

  • 12.07.2012 11:26 AM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

She was sitting on me naked.
Well no -blam!-. Most people are naked when they're having sex.

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  • 12.07.2012 11:27 AM PDT

iPhone 4S 64GB Black.


Posted by: BR131
Best way to go? probably

Suffocating is a horrible way to die.

  • 12.07.2012 11:29 AM PDT

My Brahman is ready.


Posted by: Dodge Reborn
He didn't go quietly into that sweet embrace.

  • 12.07.2012 11:30 AM PDT

What an odd story...

  • 12.07.2012 11:31 AM PDT

Wheres Meh Sniper?

Youtube page

Hahaha sounds like a fake, but I like it.

  • 12.07.2012 11:31 AM PDT
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Posted by: ossku

Posted by: BR131
Best way to go? probably

Your coup makes me want to kill myself.
Which is why I made it.

I created it and then disabled greasemonkey.

MWAHAHAHAHA

  • 12.07.2012 11:32 AM PDT
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Posted by: TomoK12

Posted by: BR131
Best way to go? probably

Suffocating is a horrible way to die.
Yes, but not suffocating on big boobs while having sex

  • 12.07.2012 11:32 AM PDT

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