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Subject: Most unpleasant suprise you have had?

Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.

A few years ago, I put on a pair of gardening gloves without checking them first. I pulled the glove right up onto my hand and there was a slug in one of the fingers.

*pop*

I still have to check gloves obsessively now before I can wear them. Just thinking about it makes me feel queasy :s

Any horrible stories to share Flood?

  • 12.07.2012 12:36 PM PDT

Bungie.net had an off-topic forum...

  • 12.07.2012 12:37 PM PDT

Love your friends, Die laughing.

Spider in the shoe.



=(

  • 12.07.2012 12:37 PM PDT

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself."
-Nietzsche

Waking up around 4am needing to pee and finding a spider on my stomach.

  • 12.07.2012 12:38 PM PDT

x_*x Blame Stosh

I bought a sixer of Killian's a few years ago, and one wasn't sealed properly. It was almost literally vomit-inducing, not that Killian's is even good to begin with (although it is good by macro beer standards). I've since moved on to craft beer, but this will always haunt me.

  • 12.07.2012 12:40 PM PDT
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"Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before." - James T Kirk

Fallout 3

  • 12.07.2012 12:48 PM PDT

Dear tomorrow, Find some sensibility, Respond to emotion.
Dear Politician, Define sagacity,
All chances of survival are beginning to diminish.
Comedy is no excuse for our own blasphemies.
Mass media, Mass pessimism, Mass Denial.
My television tells me to panic, but I don't think I'll listen.
The apathetic force us to persevere, with their backwards priorities.

Halo 4 teaser

  • 12.07.2012 12:49 PM PDT

â™ The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's friend's enemyâ™ 


Posted by: Disambiguation
Waking up around 4am needing to pee and finding a spider on my stomach.

Was he making a web in your navel?

  • 12.07.2012 12:50 PM PDT

Catheter in my pee hole when I woke up

  • 12.07.2012 12:54 PM PDT


Posted by: St Major Dan
Bungie.net had an off-topic forum...


The horror

  • 12.07.2012 12:57 PM PDT

"You build on failure. You use it as a stepping stone. Close the door on the past. You don't try to forget the mistakes, but you don't dwell on it. You don't let it have any of your energy, or any of your time, or any of your space." -Johnny Cash

The most unpleasant surprise that I've ever had was buying the Legendary Edition of Halo Reach to find out that it wasn't worth the $150.

  • 12.07.2012 12:58 PM PDT

Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.


Posted by: NinjaLord77
Catheter in my pee hole when I woke up


D:

Were you in an accident?

  • 12.07.2012 12:59 PM PDT


Posted by: culexus

Posted by: NinjaLord77
Catheter in my pee hole when I woke up


D:

Were you in an accident?


First time I woke up from a long operation and the second I had a few seizures and was out for a while.

  • 12.07.2012 1:00 PM PDT

Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.


Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: culexus

Posted by: NinjaLord77
Catheter in my pee hole when I woke up


D:

Were you in an accident?


First time I woke up from a long operation and the second I had a few seizures and was out for a while.


Damn :/ Sorry to hear that

  • 12.07.2012 1:04 PM PDT


Posted by: culexus

Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: culexus

Posted by: NinjaLord77
Catheter in my pee hole when I woke up


D:

Were you in an accident?


First time I woke up from a long operation and the second I had a few seizures and was out for a while.


Damn :/ Sorry to hear that


It's alright but getting cathetered while wide awake freaking sucks

  • 12.07.2012 1:05 PM PDT

Waking up and seeing a spider sprint under my pillow. I ripped my room apart to find him.

  • 12.07.2012 1:08 PM PDT


Posted by: SHOTTY SNIP3R
Waking up and seeing a spider sprint under my pillow. I ripped my room apart to find him.


Dang. What would you do if there was a snake on your bed?

  • 12.07.2012 1:08 PM PDT

Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.


Posted by: SHOTTY SNIP3R
Waking up and seeing a spider sprint under my pillow. I ripped my room apart to find him.


Relevant

  • 12.07.2012 1:20 PM PDT

-I was here

waking up at 4 am due to a very large cockroach landing on my hand which was positioned over my face. I flung that -blam!- off then chased it around the room with a fire extinguisher.

  • 12.07.2012 1:23 PM PDT
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Your 'beliefs' mean less than dick to me.

The first time I got screamer'd.

  • 12.07.2012 1:23 PM PDT

Everybody in the world's tryin' to get out of Washington And we're the only smocks tryin' to get in!
-Independence day

When I was ten I poked a spider egg thingy, millions of them... everywhere...

  • 12.07.2012 1:39 PM PDT

Breast cancer.

  • 12.07.2012 1:40 PM PDT

Don't LOL if you aren't L'inOL.

Halo: Reach
Halo 3
Halo ODST

Spiders, or getting a Barbie make-up set for Christmas as my main present.

  • 12.07.2012 1:45 PM PDT

BrAdLeY

Sleep paralysis hands down.

  • 12.07.2012 1:45 PM PDT
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F0ck the police

My dad used to be a boss at a laundry mat and this employee quit right on my first birthday, so my dad had to stay there and manage the place instead of celebrating my birthday.

  • 12.07.2012 1:49 PM PDT

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