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Subject: Plinkett vs Lucas

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Poll: Plinkett vs Lucas  [closed]
Plinket:  100%
(9 Votes)
Lucas:  0%
(0 Votes)
Total Votes: 9

So, George Lucas finally watches this review of the Star Wars Prequels he's heard so much about. Rather than take it with good humor, or even as a learning experience, he takes it badly.

So badly in fact that he goes into a blood rage. Screaming he picks up a bat and heads to Red Letter Media, intent on beating Plinket death.

He gets there to find Plinket ready for him. After some dialog about getting power from hate, and the values of "the dark side," the fight begins.

Who wins?

  • 12.07.2012 12:59 PM PDT

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Plinket. The man has already taken out three wives and lived to be well over 100 years old.

He'd probably take Lucas down screaming "WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE???"

[Edited on 12.07.2012 1:11 PM PST]

  • 12.07.2012 1:11 PM PDT

-blam!- Was that actually blammed out? Or did I just type it? You'll never know.

Lucas has a pretty thick neck and Plinkett is basically immobile.

  • 12.07.2012 1:18 PM PDT

A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal.

And from FOX, two phantoms were born.

He'd lure Lucas to his basement and beat him with a toy lightsaber his grandkids left there.


  • 12.07.2012 1:19 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: dahuterschuter
Lucas has a pretty thick neck and Plinkett is basically immobile.
that hasn't stopped him from killing multiple hookers...

  • 12.07.2012 3:52 PM PDT
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Isn't Plinket blind?

I still say Plinket but I was just wondering.

  • 12.07.2012 3:56 PM PDT