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Subject: I need your devious minds, flood.

And so here at the end of my life, I do once again betray a former master. The path ahead is fraught with peril. But I will do all I can to keep it stable - keep you safe. I'm not so foolish to think this will absolve me of my sins. One life hardly balances billions.

So, today I got pantsed. I won't give you the details leading up to it, just that I need some way to get revenge. Any ideas for getting revenge on someone?

  • 12.07.2012 2:20 PM PDT

This is a reply.

  • 12.07.2012 2:21 PM PDT

Meh. You'd get expelled with the stuff I was thinking of.

  • 12.07.2012 2:22 PM PDT

Mreh.

Go with the natural course of escalation.

Quite obviously I mean sticking it in their pooper.

  • 12.07.2012 2:22 PM PDT

There's a “U” and “I” in union but just an “I” in my beliefs

Dude, why did you abandon the Forerunners?

  • 12.07.2012 2:22 PM PDT

You look around.You fire your weapon before you realize.
Its just me. I fall and you walk up. You cry why.
When i pop up. You look at me in wonder. I say,"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL."
You bend to my will and go to a cliff, walk off, and fall.
The last thing you hear is me stating as fact,"All will fail the battle of life, you just went early"

-blam!- and pillage.

  • 12.07.2012 2:22 PM PDT

Proud Spartan II, COG soldier, Hero of time, and crowbar wielding scientist.

Eat his firstborn son.

  • 12.07.2012 2:22 PM PDT

Never make me angry. I am a Hitman and I can easily find you and take you out.


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This is a reply.


This is a reply with a piece of quoted text.

  • 12.07.2012 2:22 PM PDT

You, I don't like you.

Put a mayonnaise packet in his textbook, and watch the hilarity ensue when he closes it.

  • 12.07.2012 2:22 PM PDT
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Suck his D. Suck his D good OP. Clearly that's the only thing you'll ever be good at if you got pantsed and you go here for help.

  • 12.07.2012 2:23 PM PDT
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In my opinion, I don't care who laughs last or first. As long as I laugh in the process, everything is good.

An eye for an eye.

  • 12.07.2012 2:24 PM PDT
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Punch whoever did it in the face at full force

Just make sure you ambush them when you do it and leave as fast as possible so they can't prove you did it and make sure no witnesses

Follow them after school or whatever and when they're alone and it's dark strike

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  • 12.07.2012 2:24 PM PDT
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Legal: Punch that person in the face.

Illegal: Strangle that person with their spine.

  • 12.07.2012 2:24 PM PDT

And so here at the end of my life, I do once again betray a former master. The path ahead is fraught with peril. But I will do all I can to keep it stable - keep you safe. I'm not so foolish to think this will absolve me of my sins. One life hardly balances billions.


Posted by: Xanarxses
Suck his D. Suck his D good OP. Clearly that's the only thing you'll ever be good at if you got pantsed and you go here for help.


Meh, I have my own ideas but figured more wouldn't hurt.

  • 12.07.2012 2:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: Starside Aeroga
Illegal: Strangle that person with their spine.

That sounds like some Mortal Kombat -blam!- xD

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Posted by: Mendeciant Bias

Posted by: Xanarxses
Suck his D. Suck his D good OP. Clearly that's the only thing you'll ever be good at if you got pantsed and you go here for help.


Meh, I have my own ideas but figured more wouldn't hurt.

Seriously though OP that's the kind of thing you reply to in the moment.

  • 12.07.2012 2:26 PM PDT

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Posted by: Starside Aeroga
Legal: Strangle that person with their spine.

  • 12.07.2012 2:26 PM PDT
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Barricade the doors to the school and set it on fire.

  • 12.07.2012 2:27 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: Lifts Her Tail
Barricade the doors to the school and set it on fire.


Nothing could possibly go wrong with this!

  • 12.07.2012 2:28 PM PDT
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F0ck the police

Frame for murder

  • 12.07.2012 2:28 PM PDT
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You better actually go through with one of these ideas you twat

If you do you'll be an ultimate hero

  • 12.07.2012 2:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: Lifts Her Tail
Barricade the doors to the school and set it on fire.


Nothing could possibly go wrong with this!

Assuming you pull it off, indeed.

  • 12.07.2012 2:28 PM PDT

Gamertag - Rdog 11

Call me Rdog, not RdOG or RdOG1507. I made that username when I thought it was cool to use alternating capital and lowercase letters...

Ask him to pants you again and pee on him when he does

  • 12.07.2012 2:28 PM PDT

Beta Tau

Cook brownies with laxatives in them and save a few for that person. Also make ones that don't have laxatives so other people including yourself can eat them without raising the suspicions from the person you are going to prank. Use strong laxatives.

  • 12.07.2012 2:29 PM PDT

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