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Subject: I need your devious minds, flood.

"What are we holding on to, Sam?"
"That there's some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for."

How about you just let it go?

  • 12.07.2012 2:29 PM PDT

And so here at the end of my life, I do once again betray a former master. The path ahead is fraught with peril. But I will do all I can to keep it stable - keep you safe. I'm not so foolish to think this will absolve me of my sins. One life hardly balances billions.


Posted by: CharlesBrown33
Meh. You'd get expelled with the stuff I was thinking of.


Please, enlighten me.

  • 12.07.2012 2:29 PM PDT
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Well, as far as I see it OP, you can attempt one of two strategies:

1)
a. Buy a large black dildo.
b. Put the dildo in aggressor's backpack.
c. During class or some sort of large gathering, politely ask to borrow a pencil/paper.
d. When that person opens his/her backpack, reach in and pull out the dildo.
e. "What the -blam!-, man?!?!'
f. That person's life is over.

2)
a. Acquire AIDS from a dirty hooker.
b. Make-out with the aggressor.
c. That person's life is over.

  • 12.07.2012 2:29 PM PDT

And so here at the end of my life, I do once again betray a former master. The path ahead is fraught with peril. But I will do all I can to keep it stable - keep you safe. I'm not so foolish to think this will absolve me of my sins. One life hardly balances billions.


Posted by: Scortch 2486
Cook brownies with laxatives in them and save a few for that person. Also make ones that don't have laxatives so other people including yourself can eat them without raising the suspicions from the person you are going to prank. Use strong laxatives.


This...is amazing. How long does it take laxatives to take effect?

  • 12.07.2012 2:30 PM PDT

http://i.imgur.com/fsISj.png

Clamp their car. Lulz will ensue.

  • 12.07.2012 2:32 PM PDT

Beta Tau


Posted by: Mendeciant Bias

Posted by: Scortch 2486
Cook brownies with laxatives in them and save a few for that person. Also make ones that don't have laxatives so other people including yourself can eat them without raising the suspicions from the person you are going to prank. Use strong laxatives.


This...is amazing. How long does it take laxatives to take effect?
Probably could find that out with a little research on the internet and there are different types of laxatives so searching for the right one shouldn't take too long.

  • 12.07.2012 2:33 PM PDT

Ever heard of a ballsing? same concept... just....

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