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Subject: So my crush is online on Facebook right now.

Ew, my username. :C

I came up with it when I was 10.

I want to talk to her, get a nice conversation going, but I am socially awkward and have no idea how.

Any serious ideas?

  • 12.07.2012 2:52 PM PDT
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Hey babe, let me take a dump on your chest.

  • 12.07.2012 2:52 PM PDT

Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.

Ask how her day was.

Simple as that :P

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[Posted by: moar 7 fish
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Posted by: blindx1
Don't try and make your opinions facts, they're not.
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We have a name for holding opinions that contradict facts: being wrong.]

Grow a pair, say hi.

  • 12.07.2012 2:52 PM PDT

Let's -blam!-

  • 12.07.2012 2:52 PM PDT

Ew, my username. :C

I came up with it when I was 10.


Posted by: The search_bar
Grow a pair, say hi.
Yeah, that's what I was planning to do, but that's not a real conversation.

  • 12.07.2012 2:53 PM PDT

The Internet is an empowerment tool that's agnostic; it doesn't care about race, gender, or age.

Don't be a creep. Just say hi and ask how her day was.

  • 12.07.2012 2:53 PM PDT

Shakes Magic 8 Ball

Posted by: Tehplayer1
Any serious ideas?
Stop using FB as your way to interact with females. Crushes are stupid.

  • 12.07.2012 2:55 PM PDT

Scientifically having a small sack usually leads to being a annoying beta. I suggest a weaner pump or some man pills. You won't be asking the flood for help or be a useless loser after you get some testosterone pumping through that thing.

  • 12.07.2012 2:55 PM PDT

“Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet!” -Sgt. Johnson

Ask her how she's doing, how her day was, just general questions. Girls like conversations with guys when they ask about them.

  • 12.07.2012 2:55 PM PDT

Wizzy

"Tits or gtfo" obviously...

[Edited on 12.07.2012 2:56 PM PST]

  • 12.07.2012 2:55 PM PDT

"I will show you how a true Prussian officer fights!"

"And i will show you where the iron crosses grow..."

- "Cross of Iron"

Talk to her in person...

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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler

"Hey, how are you?"

"Hey, how's it goin'?"

"What's going down?"

"What up?"

"Much shaking in your crib?"

  • 12.07.2012 2:56 PM PDT

Who am I?

mah twitter


Posted by: Defogner
Scientifically having a small sack usually leads to being a annoying beta. I suggest a weaner pump or some man pills. You won't be asking the flood for help or be a useless loser after you get some testosterone pumping through that thing.


Member Since: 11.27.2012My instinct never fails. I'm a troll hunter.

  • 12.07.2012 2:57 PM PDT

There's a “U” and “I” in union but just an “I” in my beliefs


Posted by: Tehplayer1

Posted by: The search_bar
Grow a pair, say hi.
Yeah, that's what I was planning to do, but that's not a real conversation.
"Hey, how are you doing?"

  • 12.07.2012 2:57 PM PDT

Ew, my username. :C

I came up with it when I was 10.


Posted by: Raptorx7
Talk to her in person...
I would, but it's 12 AM and I don't think either of us are keen on going anywhere.

  • 12.07.2012 2:58 PM PDT

Don't LOL if you aren't L'inOL.

Halo: Reach
Halo 3
Halo ODST

Stalk her.

Or just have a casual conversation.

  • 12.07.2012 3:01 PM PDT


Posted by: Make117

Posted by: Defogner
Scientifically having a small sack usually leads to being a annoying beta. I suggest a weaner pump or some man pills. You won't be asking the flood for help or be a useless loser after you get some testosterone pumping through that thing.


Member Since: 11.27.2012My instinct never fails. I'm a troll hunter.

and yet with my little amount of time here I've given more great advice than you have in your entire existence. A troll, maybe to some, but the sheep will not trust the unfamiliar shepard even if he's truly trying to save them.

  • 12.07.2012 3:01 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

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Hey babe, let me take a dump on your chest.


Perfect!

  • 12.07.2012 3:01 PM PDT

Ew, my username. :C

I came up with it when I was 10.

Also, how about this: How should I say hi without looking too enthusiastic or anything in text? For example:

"Hey"
"Hey."
"Hey!"
"Hey C:"

etc.

  • 12.07.2012 3:02 PM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3


Posted by: NorbergK6
Posted by: Tehplayer1
Any serious ideas?
Stop using FB as your way to interact with females. Crushes are stupid.
Good advice except I don't think crushing on someone is stupid.

  • 12.07.2012 3:02 PM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

Just say "Heyy"

With two y's.

Because females dig that.

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  • 12.07.2012 3:03 PM PDT

Send a random video after saying hi.

She will wonder what the -blam!- just happened and will hopefully spark a conversation that you can follow through with.

  • 12.07.2012 3:04 PM PDT
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"Insert generic signature here"

Here's what you do:

-Ditch facebook as a way to interact with her
-Talk to her in person
-Say hi, ask her how her day was, and then say, we should hang out sometime
-Never ask her "wanna hang out sometime?", directly tell her YOU want to hang out with her
-Profit!!!

  • 12.07.2012 3:04 PM PDT

Numba one Italian on da flud.


Posted by: culexus
Ask how her day was.

Simple as that :P


this.
good luck.

  • 12.07.2012 3:04 PM PDT

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