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Subject: So my crush is online on Facebook right now.


Posted by: Tehplayer1
Also, how about this: How should I say hi without looking too enthusiastic or anything in text? For example:

"Hey"
"Hey."
"Hey!"
"Hey C:"

etc.

I believe you may be overthinking this.

  • 12.07.2012 3:05 PM PDT

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I came up with it when I was 10.


Posted by: Gerbur
Here's what you do:

-Ditch facebook as a way to interact with her
-Talk to her in person
-Say hi, ask her how her day was, and then say, we should hang out sometime
-Never ask her "wanna hang out sometime?", directly tell her YOU want to hang out with her
-Profit!!!
Yeah, once again, I will do that eventually, just not right now. It's 12 AM and I wouldn't get any privacy with her in school. Also, neither of us would want to go anywhere. Probably.

Teh Teddy Bear: She is the woman of my dreams, I don't want to risk this.

[Edited on 12.07.2012 3:06 PM PST]

  • 12.07.2012 3:05 PM PDT

Master Chief Rules!!!


Posted by: Aang the Avatar
Hey babe, let me take a dump on your chest.


i lold. like for real, alone in my room

  • 12.07.2012 3:07 PM PDT

Beta Tau

My good friends at Action Figure Therapy have the exact answers you are looking for. http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OypNQ61ysE

  • 12.07.2012 3:08 PM PDT

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Posted by: Tehplayer1
I want to talk to her, get a nice conversation going, but I am socially awkward and have no idea how.

Any serious ideas?

It's not a conversation unless it's in person.

Just say "Hey" and go from there

  • 12.07.2012 3:08 PM PDT
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"hey thar sexy."

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Tell her you enjoyed fapping to her pics. That will be sure to break the ice.

  • 12.07.2012 3:09 PM PDT
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"I know not what weapons World War III will be fought with, but I do know that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

-Albert Einstein

Message 1: Hey!

Message 2: How are you?

  • 12.07.2012 3:09 PM PDT

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I came up with it when I was 10.


Posted by: westpointusma15

Posted by: Tehplayer1
I want to talk to her, get a nice conversation going, but I am socially awkward and have no idea how.

Any serious ideas?

It's not a conversation unless it's in person.

Just say "Hey" and go from there
12 AM, I'm not in town right now.

  • 12.07.2012 3:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: Tehplayer1

Posted by: Gerbur
Here's what you do:

-Ditch facebook as a way to interact with her
-Talk to her in person
-Say hi, ask her how her day was, and then say, we should hang out sometime
-Never ask her "wanna hang out sometime?", directly tell her YOU want to hang out with her
-Profit!!!
Yeah, once again, I will do that eventually, just not right now. It's 12 AM and I wouldn't get any privacy with her in school. Also, neither of us would want to go anywhere. Probably.

Teh Teddy Bear: She is the woman of my dreams, I don't want to risk this.

Then, you're a lost cause, forget her and move on.

No pain no gain.

  • 12.07.2012 3:10 PM PDT

You should wait and talk to her in person.

  • 12.07.2012 3:11 PM PDT

Just man up and talk to her, jeezum crow it's not that hard and certainly isn't worthy of using a video game sub forum for advice, especially not the Flood where you're going to get as many troll answers as you've already gotten.

  • 12.07.2012 3:11 PM PDT

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Posted by: NorbergK6
Posted by: Tehplayer1
Any serious ideas?
Stop using FB as your way to interact with females. Crushes are stupid.
Good advice except I don't think crushing on someone is stupid.
Depends on what you consider it. What I'm exposed to only is a crush being a person you like, but don't talk to. Or they don't even look back, you're an outside admirer just on little information.

People who you're talking to that talk back? Interests.

  • 12.07.2012 3:11 PM PDT

Ew, my username. :C

I came up with it when I was 10.

That went well. Went something like this:

Me: Hey! How are you?
Her: Hey, I'm not really sure, are you the guy in ninth grade from school? (I don't have a picture, so that would explain it)
Me: Yes.
Her: Okay. Yeah, I'm fine, I guess. How about you?
Me: I'm fine, thank you.
*minute of silence*
Her: So why did you want to talk to me?
Me: *minor panic* I was bored, so wanted to see what's up on Facebook.
Her: Okay.
*more silence*
Me: I think I'm going to bed now, so see you.
Her: See you.
*I log out.*
My heart is now beating at a considerably faster rate.

I'm retarded, aren't I? D:

  • 12.07.2012 3:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: Tehplayer1
That went well. Went something like this:

Me: Hey! How are you?
Her: Hey, I'm not really sure, are you the guy in ninth grade from school? (I don't have a picture, so that would explain it)
Me: Yes.
Her: Okay. Yeah, I'm fine, I guess. How about you?
Me: I'm fine, thank you.
*minute of silence*
Her: So why did you want to talk to me?
Me: *minor panic* I was bored, so wanted to see what's up on Facebook.
Her: Okay.
*more silence*
Me: I think I'm going to bed now, so see you.
Her: See you.
*I log out.*
My heart is now beating at a considerably faster rate.

I'm retarded, aren't I? D:


......you need to work on socializing.

  • 12.07.2012 3:34 PM PDT
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Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

you sure now how to make my metapod harden

wanna touch my keyblade?

ask her if she'll have sex with you, if she says no tell her you'll pay her

  • 12.07.2012 3:35 PM PDT

Ew, my username. :C

I came up with it when I was 10.


Posted by: Aang the Avatar
......you need to work on socializing.
Yep.

  • 12.07.2012 3:35 PM PDT

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I wanna tickle the inside of your ear with my tongue.

  • 12.07.2012 3:35 PM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

Share music and shizz.

L2carryaconvo.

  • 12.07.2012 3:35 PM PDT

"What are we holding on to, Sam?"
"That there's some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for."

Dude, like two days ago the woman of your dreams was some chick who's your favorite Youtuber's girlfriend. What happened to that?

  • 12.07.2012 3:36 PM PDT

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Posted by: Aang the Avatar
Hey babe, let me take a dump on your chest.


i lold. like for real, alone in my room


You don't have to be alone in your room. :3

  • 12.07.2012 3:37 PM PDT

Ew, my username. :C

I came up with it when I was 10.


Posted by: swvjdirector
Dude, like two days ago the woman of your dreams was some chick who's your favorite Youtuber's girlfriend. What happened to that?
I change my mind multiple times. A day.

  • 12.07.2012 3:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: Aang the Avatar

Posted by: Tehplayer1
That went well. Went something like this:

Me: Hey! How are you?
Her: Hey, I'm not really sure, are you the guy in ninth grade from school? (I don't have a picture, so that would explain it)
Me: Yes.
Her: Okay. Yeah, I'm fine, I guess. How about you?
Me: I'm fine, thank you.
*minute of silence*
Her: So why did you want to talk to me?
Me: *minor panic* I was bored, so wanted to see what's up on Facebook.
Her: Okay.
*more silence*
Me: I think I'm going to bed now, so see you.
Her: See you.
*I log out.*
My heart is now beating at a considerably faster rate.

I'm retarded, aren't I? D:


......you need to work on socializing.

-blam!-, any more and your spaghetti status would upgrade to lasagna.

  • 12.07.2012 3:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: TomatoDemon
Hear that?...It's the sound of no one caring.

Spaghetti overloard

>9th grade

drop it,no point in getting in a relationship that soon.

  • 12.07.2012 4:08 PM PDT

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