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Subject: This Creep is Online on Facebook Right Now...

Hey Flood, there's this creepy guy that I think might have a crush on me who is online on Facebook right now. He tries to start conversations but they just get really weird and pushy. He should just ask how I am or something...

  • 12.07.2012 4:14 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.

Male OP wishes he was a female hottie.

  • 12.07.2012 4:15 PM PDT

What.

  • 12.07.2012 4:15 PM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

You guys don't even try anymore.

  • 12.07.2012 4:15 PM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

Terrible parody thread.

  • 12.07.2012 4:16 PM PDT

"You get what you put into it."

When Legendary is too mainstream, you have Heroic. When you're the leader of the church of MLGeezus, have Epic in your username, and can't write 'About Me's' to save your life, what do you get?

This guy. And now, an side note: Most things I post contain lethal doses of sarcasm, so be warned, and try not to take me seriously.

Finally, a message to Bungie trolls everywhere.

Nice parody.

  • 12.07.2012 4:16 PM PDT