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  • Subject: Whoa, Flood. It's been 18 months today.
Subject: Whoa, Flood. It's been 18 months today.

Posted by: Kurosaki_Kun

I know, right?
Jay acts like she's better than everyone else simply because she's a chick.
I hope she chokes to death.


Posted by: Drunky1993

Posted by: jaythenerdkid

Posted by: Destined Fate
Based on the picture in this thread, this chick looks a little hipsterish. She looks fixed up, turning out to be a 6, so she's probably a 4 without makeup. Looks kind of skinny, probably has no ass. Apparently she's an attention whore base on the claims in here, lowering her grade even further. This... just wtf?
I don't know what I'd do without the constant validation of the Flood reminding me how pretty and desirable I am.


Someone says she's hot on the forums. Response: Thank you!
Someone says she's ugly on the forums. Response: Thank you!

Nice.
Thank you!

  • 12.07.2012 7:52 PM PDT


Posted by: Destined Fate

Posted by: Drunky1993

Posted by: jaythenerdkid

Posted by: Destined Fate
Based on the picture in this thread, this chick looks a little hipsterish. She looks fixed up, turning out to be a 6, so she's probably a 4 without makeup. Looks kind of skinny, probably has no ass. Apparently she's an attention whore base on the claims in here, lowering her grade even further. This... just wtf?
I don't know what I'd do without the constant validation of the Flood reminding me how pretty and desirable I am.


Someone says she's hot on the forums. Response: Thank you!
Someone says she's ugly on the forums. Response: Thank you!

Nice.

I didn't say she was ugly, I just said she's not hot enough for us to care. If she was naked in a bathtub with a slight trace of dirt and urine and told me to do her, I wouldn't say no.


Unattractive is a better word, perhaps?

  • 12.07.2012 7:56 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."

Because that's really worth announcing here. Seriously, I know that's important to you, but the majority of us aren't going to give a damn.

However, since it's relevant to the thread, current relationship at almost eleven months and going strong....and now that I think of it, this is my longest relationship. No end in sight, either.

  • 12.07.2012 7:59 PM PDT

Marine Corps.
Semper Fi.

Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
My problems [with Reach] are basically just full parties, mlg, and people who go out of their way not to get killed.

So have you guys met up?

  • 12.07.2012 7:59 PM PDT

Posted by: Kurosaki_Kun

I know, right?
Jay acts like she's better than everyone else simply because she's a chick.
I hope she chokes to death.


Posted by: Destined Fate

I didn't say she was ugly, I just said she's not hot enough for us to care. If she was naked in a bathtub with a slight trace of dirt and urine and told me to do her, I wouldn't say no.
I love the assumption that people here make: that whether or not they would do me if I asked (hint: won't happen) is somehow important.

You can't reject someone who isn't interested, love.

Posted by: Viper Skills
So have you guys met up?
He's sitting next to me right now. We've travelled to meet each other three times so far.

[Edited on 12.07.2012 8:00 PM PST]

  • 12.07.2012 7:59 PM PDT

Marine Corps.
Semper Fi.

Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
My problems [with Reach] are basically just full parties, mlg, and people who go out of their way not to get killed.


Posted by: jaythenerdkid
Posted by: Viper Skills
So have you guys met up?
He's sitting next to me right now. We've travelled to meet each other three times so far.


Very cool. I know the thread was a lure for attention and hate but congratulations nonetheless.

  • 12.07.2012 8:01 PM PDT


Posted by: True Deception
Because that's really worth announcing here. Seriously, I know that's important to you, but the majority of us aren't going to give a damn.

However, since it's relevant to the thread, current relationship at almost eleven months and going strong....and now that I think of it, this is my longest relationship. No end in sight, either.


I mean I despise jay as much as one can without caring she exists but considering the circumstances this is semi impressive. Let her have her moment.

  • 12.07.2012 8:01 PM PDT


Posted by: jaythenerdkid

Posted by: Destined Fate

I didn't say she was ugly, I just said she's not hot enough for us to care. If she was naked in a bathtub with a slight trace of dirt and urine and told me to do her, I wouldn't say no.
I love the assumption that people here make: that whether or not they would do me if I asked (hint: won't happen) is somehow important.

You can't reject someone who isn't interested, love.

Posted by: Viper Skills
So have you guys met up?
He's sitting next to me right now. We've travelled to meet each other three times so far.


It isn't. He's just measuring your level of attractiveness using an illustration to prove a point.

  • 12.07.2012 8:02 PM PDT

Posted by: Kurosaki_Kun

I know, right?
Jay acts like she's better than everyone else simply because she's a chick.
I hope she chokes to death.


Posted by: Viper Skills

Posted by: jaythenerdkid
Posted by: Viper Skills
So have you guys met up?
He's sitting next to me right now. We've travelled to meet each other three times so far.


Very cool. I know the thread was a lure for attention and hate but congratulations nonetheless.
It's just a thread about relationships, nothing more or less. :P

But thanks! It's been a really good year and a half, and I'm super happy with my life right now and excited about the future. :)

  • 12.07.2012 8:04 PM PDT

Wake me, when you need me.

err.... congrats? I wish I had a successful internet relationship... Oh wait no I don't, I prefer real ones.

  • 12.07.2012 8:05 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."


Posted by: Simba Too Cold

Posted by: True Deception
Because that's really worth announcing here. Seriously, I know that's important to you, but the majority of us aren't going to give a damn.

However, since it's relevant to the thread, current relationship at almost eleven months and going strong....and now that I think of it, this is my longest relationship. No end in sight, either.


I mean I despise jay as much as one can without caring she exists but considering the circumstances this is semi impressive. Let her have her moment.
Yeah, fair point...

Sorry if I came off a bit rude, i'm annoyed tonight.

  • 12.07.2012 8:07 PM PDT

Roll the dice, try again.

Who?

  • 12.07.2012 8:08 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."


Posted by: Destined FateWow, and I thought that I came off as rude...

  • 12.07.2012 8:10 PM PDT

Posted by: Kurosaki_Kun

I know, right?
Jay acts like she's better than everyone else simply because she's a chick.
I hope she chokes to death.


Posted by: Destined Fate

Oh please, it's a hypothetical. You're someone who I would never consider dating. You're not good enough to take out in public. If anything you're a smash and dash.

Posted by: jaythenerdkid

You can't reject someone who isn't interested, love.

And that's all I'm going to say about that.

  • 12.07.2012 8:11 PM PDT

"History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it."
-Sir Winston Churchill

The Secret Society 95% of activity is me, I could use some help.

2/10

I posted and you got a hot topic from this.

Better to keep you people together to prevent more people from being infected.

OT: Should I? I'd have to give you a 3/10... eh why not... never been in a relationship :)
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If you've read this far into the thread I advise not posting. The flood maybe eating itself alive by giving attention to these idiots but you can stop it today. Yes, I'm talking to you good sir mod or lurker looking for a good laugh. Enjoy the read, don't post.

Above the line is my contribution to this thread, as you can see I don't like the OP very much. The message directly under the line is my sort of help to those lost and maybe looking upon this thread in the near future. If you're reading this section hopefully the thread is now dead or has been locked. To keep from going to far off topic and getting myself in trouble I'd like to have a little talk about relationships and the effect it has on the flood.

You see, as much as we hate to admit it, jay and harlow are popular. They get all the attention, they are like celebrities that have a lot of haters just because they gain much attention for... absolutely nothing. They are happy and in a relationship and the flood cannot handle this as most of them are alone and have been angered by these two at some point in their Bungie.net career.

My logic is to not get angry at their happiness and infamy but rather focus on their existential lives. They are just people, much like us and only mention these extra tidbits of information in their threads because, to put it simply, the flood is predictable. Now, if the flood thought for a minute about how these are just normal people and stopped giving in to their general population complex, they would find themselves not caring about one's status and ignoring these people, thus making them equal on not on a pedestal.

Truly, it is the mortal rub of all people that even though they shun societal norms they succumb to them in their own way through human nature. It is the sad truth that people are incapable of changing themselves once the values of society have been implanted in their brains at such an early age.

How does this relate to relationships, the topic of the thread, you ask? Well, these societal values are also implanted in us even though some may deny it. It is evident in the fact that those that have never been in a relationship become defensive, no matter how slightly and those that have a relationship flaunt it. It has been shown throughout our lives that relationships are good and those that do not have them are somewhat shunned, treated differently, if you will. Thus, the thread is two-fold in that it preys on the insecurity of all and bends that focus to those that are popular and happy.

I believe, though, we can move away from this. I have never been in a relationship and I have always tried to get away from that defensiveness that has been set in my mind from day one. Enlightenment is the only way, we must step back from our lives and look at our surroundings. Only when we break these repetitions of society can we truly know ourselves and what it means to be human. So, look upon this thread and think about what people have posted. Such little, seemingly insignificant words can bring out a lot in people's personalities. If you take what information you glean from reading this post and those that came before and after it and apply it, you will find yourself on a whole different level than everyone.

It may take some time but believe and people will follow. Such is the way of people. Do not take relationships so seriously and always remember that every ounce of knowledge you draw in brings you one step closer to the goal of a perfect life.

Thank you, and good night my fellow floodian.

[Edited on 12.07.2012 9:25 PM PST]

  • 12.07.2012 8:11 PM PDT

Why was OP reported? What did she do wrong?

OT: No I'm not, feels bad....

[Edited on 12.07.2012 8:14 PM PST]

  • 12.07.2012 8:14 PM PDT

I'm not usually one for blind hatred, but Harlow is a -blam!- and so are you.

  • 12.07.2012 8:15 PM PDT