- edableshoe
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Perpetual Ninja in training.
"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."
DMH
Los Paranoias
One day a I decided to treat myself out to the coffee shop to enjoy some coffee, read the paper, and eat some cookies I had bought.
I arrived at the coffee shop, sat at the counter, ordered my coffee and started browsing the paper.
Suddenly, the man sitting next to me opened the package of cookies and ate one! I didn't know what to think. I took a cookie and ate it. He took another cookie. I wasn't liking this too much, but I didn't know what to say. I wondered about this man and just what the hell I was supposed to do.
I never did confront him, feeling discombobulated, and not knowing what to do. I just looked down at my paper and drank my coffee. This went on for a bit. I would take another cookie and eat it and then he would take another cookie and eat it. Back and forth, he eats a cookie, I eat a cookie, as I stewed a little and tried to concentrate on the paper and enjoy my morning out.
Finally, there was only one cookie left. The stranger picked it up, broke it in half, popped half in his mouth and pushed the other half over to me.
So, I ate the last half cookie, as this fellow ate his half and left the shop.
Moments later, I decided to be on my way, so I picked up my napkin, only to find my package of cookies were lying underneath it all along.