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Subject: Thread of Nonsense

Every now and then, a thread of nonsense appears on the Flood, and while remaing topical to nonsense, these threads produce many lolz and chuckles for people involved.

So lets begin. I'll post something random that may not make much sense, and we just add on from there until we have a thread that is comprised of illogical logic and unfallacious fallacies.


I accidently my toaster.

  • 12.07.2012 10:01 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

Discuss the Sangheili anatomy?

  • 12.07.2012 10:02 PM PDT

You rang?

  • 12.07.2012 10:02 PM PDT

Lt. Dan I brought you some ice cream. Lt. Dan.. ice creaaam!

I met Ben Franklin tomorrow.

  • 12.07.2012 10:04 PM PDT

The Universe demands to be noticed, to be seen, and dutifully noted.

What use all those incredible firework dimensions if no eye fixes and reflects, no brain takes notes, no heart moves with passion at the display?

NASA answers the silent cry of the Cosmos for recognition.

NASA is the witness and we fellow witnesses to the endless deeps.

Then garroted him with his kite.

[Edited on 12.07.2012 10:11 PM PST]

  • 12.07.2012 10:06 PM PDT


Posted by: Muffin enforcer

Your name makes me happy.

  • 12.07.2012 10:07 PM PDT

I figured the pumpkins would be ripe enough to plummit over the sahara by then.

  • 12.07.2012 10:07 PM PDT

Lt. Dan I brought you some ice cream. Lt. Dan.. ice creaaam!


Posted by: Kyle Knight
I figured the pumpkins would be ripe enough to plummit over the sahara by then.


Actually that makes somewhat sense.

[Edited on 12.07.2012 10:10 PM PST]

  • 12.07.2012 10:10 PM PDT


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Discuss the Sangheili anatomy?

This.

  • 12.07.2012 10:12 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

So...nondescript spam thread?

Yes, nondescript spam thread. You know what comes next.

  • 12.07.2012 10:12 PM PDT