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Subject: Flood, we are going on a quest!
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DAMNIT!! I'm always to late to see these threads.

  • 12.07.2012 11:08 PM PDT

"The epitome of submission is not defeat, but acceptance."
~Me


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Hey man, we have females in this group....I think....


Well... I have this...

*stares at the turkey*

... thing....

*cringes and lets out all 30"*

Arghhhh!!!!!!

*stares at the turkey's ass and shrugs, inserting member inside*

  • 12.07.2012 11:08 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: Omega Travis

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
This is getting a little awkward...even for me.

Yes I agree.


*Casts Keep it Clean Spell*


I already casted a PG Rating spell, but apparently that didn't do anything.

  • 12.07.2012 11:08 PM PDT
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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler


Posted by: Omega Travis

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
This is getting a little awkward...even for me.

Yes I agree.


*Casts Keep it Clean Spell*

Hey!
I'm the wizard.

  • 12.07.2012 11:08 PM PDT

I call being the Dragonborn

  • 12.07.2012 11:08 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Hey man, we have females in this group....I think....


Well... I have this...

*stares at the turkey*

... thing....

*cringes and lets out all 30"*

Arghhhh!!!!!!

*stares at the turkey's ass and shrugs, inserting member inside*


......Not what I meant by "Stuff it"


But whatever floats your Noahs Ark of beastality.

  • 12.07.2012 11:09 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

Hey guys! I found this massive chest at the end of the room!

But it's locked! We need to go find the key!

  • 12.07.2012 11:09 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: Omega Travis

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
This is getting a little awkward...even for me.

Yes I agree.


*Casts Keep it Clean Spell*


I already casted a PG Rating spell, but apparently that didn't do anything.


I think that just removes Pregnant Gymnasts.

[Edited on 12.07.2012 11:12 PM PST]

  • 12.07.2012 11:10 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
Hey guys! I found this massive chest at the end of the room!

But it's locked! We need to go find the key!


By "massive chest" do you mean breasts or by "massive chest" do you mean treasure?

I am totally fine with either one.

  • 12.07.2012 11:11 PM PDT

I used to be indecisive, but now i'm not sure.


Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
Hey guys! I found this massive chest at the end of the room!

But it's locked! We need to go find the key!

A key, huh?
hmmmmm...
The key is a healthy diet and adventuring in moderation?

  • 12.07.2012 11:12 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: Omega Travis

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
This is getting a little awkward...even for me.

Yes I agree.


*Casts Keep it Clean Spell*


I already casted a PG Rating spell, but apparently that didn't do anything.


I think that just remove Pregnant Gymnasts.


Oooooh!

That makes much more sense.

  • 12.07.2012 11:12 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
Hey guys! I found this massive chest at the end of the room!

But it's locked! We need to go find the key!


By "massive chest" do you mean breasts or by "massive chest" do you mean treasure?

I am totally fine with either one.


It's a Treasure chest silly!

  • 12.07.2012 11:13 PM PDT


Posted by: Ripa of Moram

*appears in a flash of blue flame*

Your time has come....

  • 12.07.2012 11:13 PM PDT

"The epitome of submission is not defeat, but acceptance."
~Me


Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: Ripa of Moram

*appears in a flash of blue flame*

Your time has come....


*winces and ejaculates inside the turkey out of shock*

Indeed it has.... *looks around*

What is it you wish?

  • 12.07.2012 11:14 PM PDT


Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: Ripa of Moram

*appears in a flash of blue flame*

Your time has come....


*winces and ejaculates inside the turkey out of shock*

Indeed it has.... *looks around*

What is it you wish?


*incinerates the turkey and takes a step closer*

  • 12.07.2012 11:15 PM PDT
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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler

Alas, I must leave this quest and venture out unto my own. Farewell brothers and sisters!

*cough*going to be a stagehand at a local play for tonight's performance*cough*

  • 12.07.2012 11:16 PM PDT

"The epitome of submission is not defeat, but acceptance."
~Me


Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: Ripa of Moram

*appears in a flash of blue flame*

Your time has come....


*winces and ejaculates inside the turkey out of shock*

Indeed it has.... *looks around*

What is it you wish?


*incinerates the turkey and takes a step closer*


*sneers*

I was using that...

*looks at hands, dripping with pink goo*

  • 12.07.2012 11:16 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: Emperor Gillard
Alas, I must leave this quest and venture out unto my own. Farewell brothers and sisters!

*cough*going to be a stagehand at a local play for tonight's performance*cough*


Farewell fair Adventurer!

  • 12.07.2012 11:16 PM PDT


Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: Ripa of Moram

*appears in a flash of blue flame*

Your time has come....


*winces and ejaculates inside the turkey out of shock*

Indeed it has.... *looks around*

What is it you wish?


*incinerates the turkey and takes a step closer*


*sneers*

I was using that...

*looks at hands, dripping with pink goo*


*grabs him by the dick and tears it clean off, letting its contents spill onto the floor*

  • 12.07.2012 11:17 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Optimal Primary

Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: Optimal Primary

Posted by: Ripa of Moram

*appears in a flash of blue flame*

Your time has come....


*winces and ejaculates inside the turkey out of shock*

Indeed it has.... *looks around*

What is it you wish?


*incinerates the turkey and takes a step closer*


IT'S OPTIMAL PRIMARY!

MY FAVORITE TRANSFORMABLE!

  • 12.07.2012 11:18 PM PDT

"The epitome of submission is not defeat, but acceptance."
~Me


Posted by: Altimus Prime

*grabs him by the dick and tears it clean off, letting its contents spill onto the floor*


*drops to knees and howls in pain, hands getting coated in purple blood as I desperately hold my crotch*

  • 12.07.2012 11:18 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: Altimus Prime

*grabs him by the dick and tears it clean off, letting its contents spill onto the floor*


*drops to knees and howls in pain, hands getting coated in purple blood as I desperately hold my crotch*


*Throws bandages at Ripa then runs off*

  • 12.07.2012 11:19 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Rippa of Mormons

Posted by: Optimal Primary

*grabs him by the dick and tears it clean off, letting its contents spill onto the floor*


*drops to knees and howls in pain, hands getting coated in purple blood as I desperately hold my crotch*


Optimal Primary, why did you tear of Rippa of Mormons crotch.....

*takes swig from space whisky*

  • 12.07.2012 11:19 PM PDT


Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: Altimus Prime

*grabs him by the dick and tears it clean off, letting its contents spill onto the floor*


*drops to knees and howls in pain, hands getting coated in purple blood as I desperately hold my crotch*


*raises hand and a spiked slave collar appears in midair*

*latches it around Ripa's neck*

Your service is on my behalf, now Arbiter

*opens a giant blue portal to the nether realm and forcefully tugs on the chain attached to his collar*

  • 12.07.2012 11:20 PM PDT


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Rippa of Mormons

Posted by: Optimal Primary

*grabs him by the dick and tears it clean off, letting its contents spill onto the floor*


*drops to knees and howls in pain, hands getting coated in purple blood as I desperately hold my crotch*


Optimal Primary, why did you tear of Rippa of Mormons crotch.....

*takes swig from space whisky*


He's being a very naughty boy. You know what I do with naughty boys and girls.

  • 12.07.2012 11:21 PM PDT