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I used to be indecisive, but now i'm not sure.

**And so the adventurers reveal the true depth of the ogres by cutting them down layer by layer. **

  • 12.07.2012 10:32 PM PDT
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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler


Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: Omega Travis
**[Sir Omega Travis and his fellow adventurers venture forth into the cave.
A loud murmuring noise can be heard shaking the caves walls.
Travis recognizes this as the noise of Snoring Ogres.]**





"Should we try and sneak around?"
"Or should we attack them head on?"


We should go around them.

*Begins sneaking but trips over pebble and makes a very loud crashing sound*

*screams girlishly and blindly shoots a mystical pink light from my wand*

  • 12.07.2012 10:33 PM PDT
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Onward!

  • 12.07.2012 10:33 PM PDT

What are these first person words you speak of?

Teh puma really hopes there is some kinda... subterranean lava dragon somewhere in here.

  • 12.07.2012 10:33 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: Teh puma
Teh puma really hopes there is some kinda... subterranean lava dragon somewhere in here.


Y'know, they say that the Lava Dragons that live in these caves...

Are actually pretty nice and friendly!

  • 12.07.2012 10:34 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Teh puma
Teh puma really hopes there is some kinda... subterranean lava dragon somewhere in here.


Subterranean? I met one of those once, the trains are really not that convenient.

  • 12.07.2012 10:34 PM PDT

*shifts into the form of an idea of nothing, man*

  • 12.07.2012 10:34 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: Teh puma
Teh puma really hopes there is some kinda... subterranean lava dragon somewhere in here.


Y'know, they say that the Lava Dragons that live in these caves...

Are actually pretty nice and friendly!
I've only met one dragon who is "friendly"... I was still in pain after a certain experience with him.

  • 12.07.2012 10:35 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: Teh puma
Teh puma really hopes there is some kinda... subterranean lava dragon somewhere in here.


Y'know, they say that the Lava Dragons that live in these caves...

Are actually pretty nice and friendly!
I've only met one dragon who is "friendly"... I was still in pain after a certain experience with him.


...Eww!

  • 12.07.2012 10:36 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: Teh puma
Teh puma really hopes there is some kinda... subterranean lava dragon somewhere in here.


Y'know, they say that the Lava Dragons that live in these caves...

Are actually pretty nice and friendly!
I've only met one dragon who is "friendly"... I was still in pain after a certain experience with him.


Is this a "You have trouble walking because you have no legs" kind of experience or a "You have trouble walking because dragons are not fans of lube" kind of experience?

[Edited on 12.07.2012 10:37 PM PST]

  • 12.07.2012 10:36 PM PDT

Proud Spartan II, COG soldier, Hero of time, and crowbar wielding scientist.

I am the super-special-awesome-modestly-delicious-100%-manly-amazing-s trong-fearless-sergeant-battle-leader-vanguard-dude.
I am your leader.

[Edited on 12.07.2012 10:38 PM PST]

  • 12.07.2012 10:37 PM PDT
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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: Teh puma
Teh puma really hopes there is some kinda... subterranean lava dragon somewhere in here.


Y'know, they say that the Lava Dragons that live in these caves...

Are actually pretty nice and friendly!
I've only met one dragon who is "friendly"... I was still in pain after a certain experience with him.

Please, elaborate in extreme detail.

  • 12.07.2012 10:37 PM PDT

What are these first person words you speak of?

Please don't elaborate in extreme detail.


*stabs last ogre*

  • 12.07.2012 10:38 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Is this a "You have trouble walking because you have no legs" kind of experience or a "You have trouble walking because dragons are not fans of lube" kind of experience?
...all of the above, I clearly have no legs.

  • 12.07.2012 10:39 PM PDT
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I shall be the pervy old guy wizard.

  • 12.07.2012 10:39 PM PDT

I used to be indecisive, but now i'm not sure.


Posted by: Teh puma
Teh puma really hopes there is some kinda... subterranean lava dragon somewhere in here.

According to my map there is!
**map**

  • 12.07.2012 10:39 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: Creeper
I shall be the pervy old guy wizard.
I shall call you, Gandalf.

  • 12.07.2012 10:40 PM PDT

What are these first person words you speak of?


Posted by: Omega Travis
map**



Us.

Dragon room.

Now plox.

How do we go about reading this...map?

[Edited on 12.07.2012 10:41 PM PST]

  • 12.07.2012 10:40 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: Omega Travis

Posted by: Teh puma
Teh puma really hopes there is some kinda... subterranean lava dragon somewhere in here.

According to my map there is!
**map**


I'm no expert on Maps, but that Map doesn't look mappy enough to me.

  • 12.07.2012 10:40 PM PDT

"The epitome of submission is not defeat, but acceptance."
~Me


Posted by: Creeper
I shall be the pervy old guy wizard.


*breathes down his neck, heavily*

Not a bad choice.

*grins promiscuously*

  • 12.07.2012 10:40 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Is this a "You have trouble walking because you have no legs" kind of experience or a "You have trouble walking because dragons are not fans of lube" kind of experience?
...all of the above, I clearly have no legs.


That explains why everybody has got rockets on their leg stumps instead of feat! Or maybe that is just the space whisky...

*Looks at space whisky*

Oh space whisky, you make life all the more entertaining!

  • 12.07.2012 10:41 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: Teh puma

Posted by: Omega Travis
map**



Us.

Dragon room.

Now plox.
Did my story make you wish to enter that room even more?

  • 12.07.2012 10:41 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

Hey travis, you gave Pie man my picture in the OP.

  • 12.07.2012 10:43 PM PDT

What are these first person words you speak of?


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: Teh puma

Posted by: Omega Travis
map**



Us.

Dragon room.

Now plox.
Did my story make you wish to enter that room even more?


No. Teh puma just wants to smash it's face in with a megaton hammer.

*runs down corridor*

[Edited on 12.07.2012 10:44 PM PST]

  • 12.07.2012 10:43 PM PDT

I used to be indecisive, but now i'm not sure.


Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: Omega Travis

Posted by: Teh puma
Teh puma really hopes there is some kinda... subterranean lava dragon somewhere in here.

According to my map there is!
**map**


I'm no expert on Maps, but that Map doesn't look mappy enough to me.

It was drawn by my seven year old great grandson with Crayons, but the boy some slack!
someone has too...

  • 12.07.2012 10:43 PM PDT