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Subject: Flood, we are going on a quest!

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: Teh puma

No. Teh puma just wants to smash it's face in with a megaton hammer.
That's a bit harsh, why don't you try being his friend first?

  • 12.07.2012 10:44 PM PDT

*becomes fog*

  • 12.07.2012 10:44 PM PDT

What are these first person words you speak of?


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: Teh puma

No. Teh puma just wants to smash it's face in with a megaton hammer.
That's a bit harsh, why don't you try being his friend first?


Nope.

*opens door*

Dragon, please come say hi. Teh puma has present for you.

  • 12.07.2012 10:45 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Teh puma

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: Teh puma

Posted by: Omega Travis
map**



Us.

Dragon room.

Now plox.
Did my story make you wish to enter that room even more?


No. Teh puma just wants to smash it's face in with a megaton hammer.

*runs down corridor*


By "Megaton Hammer" do you mean a hammer that is of the weight of a mega-ton, or "Megaton Hammer" as in your doo-hickey?

  • 12.07.2012 10:45 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: deadlyfluffball
Hey travis, you gave Pie man my picture in the OP.


And I don't look at all like the picture you gave me!

I look a lot more like this!

Just, y'know, slightly less Heroic...

>.>

<.<

  • 12.07.2012 10:45 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

*Screams*

  • 12.07.2012 10:46 PM PDT

SOMEONE AKNOWLEDGE ME

  • 12.07.2012 10:46 PM PDT

"The epitome of submission is not defeat, but acceptance."
~Me

*grabs Creeper by the wrinkly, old ass*

It appears he's unresponsive. Perhaps I can resuscitate him.

*tears off his wizardly robes, exposing his ancient body to the world around*

  • 12.07.2012 10:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: Creeper
I shall be the pervy old guy wizard.


*breathes down his neck, heavily*

Not a bad choice.

*grins promiscuously*


*Wacks this vile creature with my Staff of Sticky Sperm.*

  • 12.07.2012 10:47 PM PDT

What are these first person words you speak of?


Posted by: Garem
SOMEONE AKNOWLEDGE ME


Okay.

  • 12.07.2012 10:47 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: Teh puma

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: Teh puma

No. Teh puma just wants to smash it's face in with a megaton hammer.
That's a bit harsh, why don't you try being his friend first?


Nope.

*opens door*

Dragon, please come say hi. Teh puma has present for you.
*Slowly backs away*

NopeNopeNopeNopeNope

  • 12.07.2012 10:47 PM PDT

"The epitome of submission is not defeat, but acceptance."
~Me


Posted by: Creeper
Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: Creeper
I shall be the pervy old guy wizard.


*breathes down his neck, heavily*

Not a bad choice.

*grins promiscuously*


*Wacks this vile creature with my Staff of Sticky Sperm.*


*staggers back*

*has torn off his clothes*

*pins him to the wall*

There is no escape.

  • 12.07.2012 10:48 PM PDT

What are these first person words you speak of?

Found it.

yay.

  • 12.07.2012 10:48 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: Garem
SOMEONE AKNOWLEDGE ME


OKAY

  • 12.07.2012 10:49 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
*Screams*


WHAT!?

*Does really sloppy badly executed ninja moves with sword*

Don't worry, *pant, pant*, I think I got 'em!

  • 12.07.2012 10:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: Creeper
Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: Creeper
I shall be the pervy old guy wizard.


*breathes down his neck, heavily*

Not a bad choice.

*grins promiscuously*


*Wacks this vile creature with my Staff of Sticky Sperm.*


*staggers back*

*has torn off his clothes*

*pins him to the wall*

There is no escape.


Guys a little help here? Aw screw it.

*casts invisibility spell*

* attempts to GTFO of there*

  • 12.07.2012 10:50 PM PDT

*gets really high and fights the dragon*

  • 12.07.2012 10:51 PM PDT

What are these first person words you speak of?


*accidentally spills white paint on creeper.*

woops.

  • 12.07.2012 10:51 PM PDT

"The epitome of submission is not defeat, but acceptance."
~Me


Posted by: Creeper
Guys a little help here? Aw screw it.

*casts invisibility spell*

*attempts to GTFO of there*


*sniffs the air, catching the filling scent of expired testosterone*

You may run, but you can't hide forever.....

*drools and follows the scent trail*

  • 12.07.2012 10:51 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Teh puma
Found it.

yay.


*Crosses arms with space whisky in one hand and points with index finger to dragon*

So is it Chinese or Japanese?

  • 12.07.2012 10:52 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
*Screams*


WHAT!?

*Does really sloppy badly executed ninja moves with sword*

Don't worry, *pant, pant*, I think I got 'em!


The most terrible thing has happened!

Someone stole away with my most prized possession!

My Teddy bear called Charlie...

  • 12.07.2012 10:52 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

*Crosses arms with space whisky in one hand and points with index finger to dragon*

So is it Chinese or Japanese?
It's Mandarin.

  • 12.07.2012 10:53 PM PDT
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What did I miss.
Sorry I was checking out my ass in these new leather pants I got.
Damn I look good.

  • 12.07.2012 10:53 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: Creeper
Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: Creeper
Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: Creeper
I shall be the pervy old guy wizard.


*breathes down his neck, heavily*

Not a bad choice.

*grins promiscuously*


*Wacks this vile creature with my Staff of Sticky Sperm.*


*staggers back*

*has torn off his clothes*

*pins him to the wall*

There is no escape.


Guys a little help here? Aw screw it.

*casts invisibility spell*

* attempts to GTFO of there*


*Casts spell of PG rating*

  • 12.07.2012 10:54 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
*Screams*


WHAT!?

*Does really sloppy badly executed ninja moves with sword*

Don't worry, *pant, pant*, I think I got 'em!


The most terrible thing has happened!

Someone stole away with my most prized possession!

My Teddy bear called Charlie...


Charlie is the guy that took mah lady from me!

I'm going to find me that teddy bear son of a sewing machine and make him my napkin!

  • 12.07.2012 10:54 PM PDT