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Subject: Flood, we are going on a quest!

I used to be indecisive, but now i'm not sure.


Posted by: Lifts Her Tail
What did I miss.
Sorry I was checking out my ass in these new leather pants I got.
Damn I look good.

Really?
I always thought you'd look better without pants.

  • 12.07.2012 10:54 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: Creeper
Guys a little help here? Aw screw it.

*casts invisibility spell*

*attempts to GTFO of there*


*sniffs the air, catching the filling scent of expired testosterone*

You may run, but you can't hide forever.....

*drools and follows the scent trail*

Dammit I only joined this quest because of the sexy rouge girl. Instead of hitting on her, I have to deal with this guy. Speaking of which where is that lovely lady anyway?

  • 12.07.2012 10:55 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

(OP, change warrior to Sangheili warrior PLz.)

  • 12.07.2012 10:55 PM PDT

What are these first person words you speak of?

*smacks dragon with megaton hammer*

It's super effective!

Dragon used Surf!



Wait, how the hell did it use surf in a cave?

  • 12.07.2012 10:55 PM PDT

i see a little sillohetto of a man

  • 12.07.2012 10:56 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

*Crosses arms with space whisky in one hand and points with index finger to dragon*

So is it Chinese or Japanese?
It's Mandarin.


Oh alright,

So is it Chinese or Japa-

*Dragon tale smashes ground next to me, sending me flying, smashing me into a wall causing me to collapse face first into the ground*

-nese?

*Passes out*

  • 12.07.2012 10:56 PM PDT

"The epitome of submission is not defeat, but acceptance."
~Me


Posted by: Creeper
Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: Creeper
Guys a little help here? Aw screw it.

*casts invisibility spell*

*attempts to GTFO of there*


*sniffs the air, catching the filling scent of expired testosterone*

You may run, but you can't hide forever.....

*drools and follows the scent trail*

Dammit I only joined this quest because of the sexy rouge girl. Instead of hitting on her, I have to deal with this guy. Speaking of which where is that lovely lady anyway?


I ate her out in more ways than one...

*rubs tummy and growls with pleasure*

Care to sample my mandibles, as well?

  • 12.07.2012 10:57 PM PDT

What's more to say but i live day by day. Never forgetting that my impact on the world isn't that important. Always waiting for the end of the day. Night is the most important. Welcome to my world you will find that the sun is unimportant.

redacted

[Edited on 12.07.2012 10:57 PM PST]

  • 12.07.2012 10:57 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Omega Travis

Posted by: Lifts Her Tail
What did I miss.
Sorry I was checking out my ass in these new leather pants I got.
Damn I look good.

Really?
I always thought you'd look better without pants.


Unless they are ass-less pants.

  • 12.07.2012 10:57 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: Creeper
Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: Creeper
Guys a little help here? Aw screw it.

*casts invisibility spell*

*attempts to GTFO of there*


*sniffs the air, catching the filling scent of expired testosterone*

You may run, but you can't hide forever.....

*drools and follows the scent trail*

Dammit I only joined this quest because of the sexy rouge girl. Instead of hitting on her, I have to deal with this guy. Speaking of which where is that lovely lady anyway?


I ate her out in more ways than one...

*rubs tummy and growls with pleasure*

Care to sample my mandibles, as well?



Hey! No!

Bad Ripa!

  • 12.07.2012 10:58 PM PDT

I used to be indecisive, but now i'm not sure.


Posted by: Creeper
Speaking of which where is that lovely lady anyway?

Oh, she and I were just trying to get to know each other better...
Weren't we love?

[Edited on 12.07.2012 10:58 PM PST]

  • 12.07.2012 10:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: Omega Travis

Posted by: Lifts Her Tail
What did I miss.
Sorry I was checking out my ass in these new leather pants I got.
Damn I look good.

Really?
I always thought you'd look better without pants.

I agree with this sentiment.

*casts remove clothes on Lifts Her Tail*

  • 12.07.2012 10:58 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: A Stolen Fruit


Hey! No!

Bad Ripa!

I'm the only one here who can call him bad and naughty!

[Edited on 12.07.2012 10:58 PM PST]

  • 12.07.2012 10:58 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: Creeper
Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: Creeper
Guys a little help here? Aw screw it.

*casts invisibility spell*

*attempts to GTFO of there*


*sniffs the air, catching the filling scent of expired testosterone*

You may run, but you can't hide forever.....

*drools and follows the scent trail*

Dammit I only joined this quest because of the sexy rouge girl. Instead of hitting on her, I have to deal with this guy. Speaking of which where is that lovely lady anyway?


I ate her out in more ways than one...

*rubs tummy and growls with pleasure*

Care to sample my mandibles, as well?



*raises head*

I have the weirdest boner right now.

*Passes out again*

  • 12.07.2012 10:59 PM PDT

What are these first person words you speak of?


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

*Passes out*


It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!

  • 12.07.2012 10:59 PM PDT

"The epitome of submission is not defeat, but acceptance."
~Me


Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
Hey! No!

Bad Ripa!



You're right... I must be bound and whipped. It's the correct type of punishment.

[Edited on 12.07.2012 11:00 PM PST]

  • 12.07.2012 11:00 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Teh puma

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

*Passes out*


It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!



*Raises head*

I'll do me one better!

*takes swig from space whisky*

Alright, back to....what were we doing again?

  • 12.07.2012 11:00 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

*Continues exploring Cave*

  • 12.07.2012 11:01 PM PDT

"The epitome of submission is not defeat, but acceptance."
~Me


Posted by: deadlyfluffball


*raises head*

I have the weirdest boner right now.

*Passes out again*


*stares at his lifeless body*

Always room for seconds.

*approaches it, really hungry*

[Edited on 12.07.2012 11:02 PM PST]

  • 12.07.2012 11:01 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: deadlyfluffball


*raises head*

I have the weirdest boner right now.

*Passes out again*


*stares at his lifeless body*

Always room for seconds.

*approaches it, really hungry*


*Stands up and tosses fresh turkey in Ripas mouth*

Stuff it!

  • 12.07.2012 11:04 PM PDT

"The epitome of submission is not defeat, but acceptance."
~Me


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: deadlyfluffball


*raises head*

I have the weirdest boner right now.

*Passes out again*


*stares at his lifeless body*

Always room for seconds.

*approaches it, really hungry*


*Stands up and tosses fresh turkey in Ripas mouth*

Stuff it!


*pulls it out*

It will be done.

*unzips fly and profusely rubs sheath*

  • 12.07.2012 11:05 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

This is getting a little awkward...even for me.

  • 12.07.2012 11:06 PM PDT
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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler

I'm getting a bit uncomfortable Puma. Do you have a saddle I can ride instead of your bare back?

  • 12.07.2012 11:06 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: deadlyfluffball


*raises head*

I have the weirdest boner right now.

*Passes out again*


*stares at his lifeless body*

Always room for seconds.

*approaches it, really hungry*


*Stands up and tosses fresh turkey in Ripas mouth*

Stuff it!


*pulls it out*

It will be done.

*unzips fly and profusely rubs sheath*


Hey man, we have females in this group....I think....

  • 12.07.2012 11:06 PM PDT

I used to be indecisive, but now i'm not sure.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
This is getting a little awkward...even for me.

Yes I agree.


*Casts Keep it Clean Spell*


Posted by: Emperor Gillard
I'm getting a bit uncomfortable Puma. Do you have a saddle I can ride instead of your bare back?

You've been doing what man?
By the dark Wizard Zanzibar that's how I lost my first wife, be careful now...

[Edited on 12.07.2012 11:08 PM PST]

  • 12.07.2012 11:06 PM PDT