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Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Optimal Primary

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Rippa of Mormons

Posted by: Optimal Primary

*grabs him by the dick and tears it clean off, letting its contents spill onto the floor*


*drops to knees and howls in pain, hands getting coated in purple blood as I desperately hold my crotch*


Optimal Primary, why did you tear of Rippa of Mormons crotch.....

*takes swig from space whisky*


He's being a very naughty boy. You know what I do with naughty boys and girls.


Put them in your magical sack of kidnapping and lobotomize them so they follow your every order?

*takes swig of space whisky*

  • 12.07.2012 11:23 PM PDT

"The epitome of submission is not defeat, but acceptance."
~Me


Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: Altimus Prime

*grabs him by the dick and tears it clean off, letting its contents spill onto the floor*


*drops to knees and howls in pain, hands getting coated in purple blood as I desperately hold my crotch*


*raises hand and a spiked slave collar appears in midair*

*latches it around Ripa's neck*

Your service is on my behalf, now Arbiter

*opens a giant blue portal to the nether realm and forcefully tugs on the chain attached to his collar*


*weakly follows, leaving a trail of a jizz and blood mixture, dragging self across the floor*

*grabs the bandages Fruit threw at me and continues crawling after my newly established master*

  • 12.07.2012 11:23 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

*Starts killing Goblins to try and forget what I just saw*

  • 12.07.2012 11:24 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Rippa of Mormons

Posted by: Optimal Primary

Posted by: Rippa of Mormons

Posted by: Optimal Primary

*grabs him by the dick and tears it clean off, letting its contents spill onto the floor*


*drops to knees and howls in pain, hands getting coated in purple blood as I desperately hold my crotch*


*raises hand and a spiked slave collar appears in midair*

*latches it around Ripa's neck*

Your service is on my behalf, now Arbiter

*opens a giant blue portal to the nether realm and forcefully tugs on the chain attached to his collar*


*weakly follows, leaving a trail of a jizz and blood mixture, dragging self across the floor*

*grabs the bandages Fruit threw at me and continues crawling after my newly established master*


Bye you guys, don't forget to write!

*takes swig from space whisky*

  • 12.07.2012 11:25 PM PDT


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Optimal Primary

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Rippa of Mormons

Posted by: Optimal Primary

*grabs him by the dick and tears it clean off, letting its contents spill onto the floor*


*drops to knees and howls in pain, hands getting coated in purple blood as I desperately hold my crotch*


Optimal Primary, why did you tear of Rippa of Mormons crotch.....

*takes swig from space whisky*


He's being a very naughty boy. You know what I do with naughty boys and girls.


Put them in your magical sack of kidnapping and lobotomize them so they follow your every order?

*takes swig of space whisky*


More so my personal slaves if anything....

*whips Ripa with a blue, flaming whip*

  • 12.07.2012 11:25 PM PDT

"The epitome of submission is not defeat, but acceptance."
~Me


Posted by: Altimus Prime

More so my personal slaves if anything....

*whips Ripa with a blue, flaming whip*


*whimpers and tears a little, struggling to try and bandage my bleeding crotch*

  • 12.07.2012 11:26 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: A Stolen Boot
*Starts killing Goblins to try and forget what I just saw*


I already forgot what I was trying to forget to remember!

So what are we doing now that half of us are either gone, disemboweled, or enslaved by Optimal Primary Mr. Stolen Boot?

  • 12.07.2012 11:26 PM PDT


Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: Altimus Prime

More so my personal slaves if anything....

*whips Ripa with a blue, flaming whip*


*whimpers and tears a little, struggling to try and bandage my bleeding crotch*


*looks down at*

There shall be no tears in my realm! Take it like a -blam!-!

*drags his blood-and-jizz-riddled self to the nether portal before disappearing into it*

  • 12.07.2012 11:27 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: A Stolen Boot
*Starts killing Goblins to try and forget what I just saw*


I already forgot what I was trying to forget to remember!

So what are we doing now that half of us are either gone, disemboweled, or enslaved by Optimal Primary Mr. Stolen Boot?


Well...

I guess we can just call it a day and head back to the Tavern!

  • 12.07.2012 11:28 PM PDT

"The epitome of submission is not defeat, but acceptance."
~Me


Posted by: Altimus Prime

Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: Altimus Prime

More so my personal slaves if anything....

*whips Ripa with a blue, flaming whip*


*whimpers and tears a little, struggling to try and bandage my bleeding crotch*


*looks down at*

There shall be no tears in my realm! Take it like a -blam!-!

*drags his blood-and-jizz-riddled self to the nether portal before disappearing into it*


*waves weakly before disappearing into the portal*

3:

  • 12.07.2012 11:28 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Rippa of Mormons

Posted by: Optimal Primary

More so my personal slaves if anything....

*whips Ripa with a blue, flaming whip*


*whimpers and tears a little, struggling to try and bandage my bleeding crotch*


Want some space whisky Mr.Mormons?

*extends space whisky in direction of blank cave wall*

Hey, where did you go?

*Turns around*

OH, there you guys are!

*Hugs stalactite*

  • 12.07.2012 11:29 PM PDT
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Yeah I could use a drink after witnessing what just transpired.

  • 12.07.2012 11:30 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: A Stolen Boot

Posted by: Deadlyfluffball

Posted by: A Stolen Boot
*Starts killing Goblins to try and forget what I just saw*


I already forgot what I was trying to forget to remember!

So what are we doing now that half of us are either gone, disemboweled, or enslaved by Optimal Primary Mr. Stolen Boot?


Well...

I guess we can just call it a day and head back to the Tavern!


Onward!

To feast, drink and make merry with people named Marry and stuff!

*takes swig of space whisky*

  • 12.07.2012 11:30 PM PDT

GUYS THERE ARE DRAGONS COMING OUT OF NOWHERE. DONT WORRY IM THE DRAGONBORN, I GOT THIS.

  • 12.07.2012 11:31 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Nanonite
GUYS THERE ARE DRAGONS COMING OUT OF NOWHERE. DONT WORRY IM THE DRAGONBORN, I GOT THIS.


Get out of here Nanonite!

We just lost our friend to Optimal Primary!

  • 12.07.2012 11:32 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: natonio95
GUYS THERE ARE DRAGONS COMING OUT OF NOWHERE. DONT WORRY IM THE DRAGONBORN, I GOT THIS.


We're in the middle of a Cave!

Where on Earth could the Dragons be coming from?!

  • 12.07.2012 11:32 PM PDT


Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: natonio95
GUYS THERE ARE DRAGONS COMING OUT OF NOWHERE. DONT WORRY IM THE DRAGONBORN, I GOT THIS.


We're in the middle of a Cave!

Where on Earth could the Dragons be coming from?!



I CAN HEAR THEM

  • 12.07.2012 11:33 PM PDT
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You know I haven't seen that sexy rouge chick in a while. Seriously what happened to her? She disappeared right around the time I casted my remove clothes spel...oh man I did something wrong didn't I?

[Edited on 12.07.2012 11:33 PM PST]

  • 12.07.2012 11:33 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: A Stolen Boot

Posted by: Nanonite
GUYS THERE ARE DRAGONS COMING OUT OF NOWHERE. DONT WORRY IM THE DRAGONBORN, I GOT THIS.


We're in the middle of a Cave!

Where on Earth could the Dragons be coming from?!


Maybe, there are caves in this cave that lead outside and are big enough for dragons to come through, but at an angle that we can't see them!

*takes swig of space whisky*

  • 12.07.2012 11:34 PM PDT

-blam!- ONE OF THEM IS ABOUT TO SET FIRE TO THE CAVE


*Uses Unrelenting Force on the dragon*

[Edited on 12.07.2012 11:35 PM PST]

  • 12.07.2012 11:35 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Nanonite
-blam!- ONE OF THEM IS ABOUT TO SET FIRE TO THE CAVE


*Uses Unrelenting Force on the dragon*


The -blam!- is this Nanonite, not even making any kind of coherent sense now. There are no dragons and all your doing is yelling really loud!

*takes swig of space whisky*

  • 12.07.2012 11:37 PM PDT