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Subject: A crappy day in the life of school

So yea, today during college, I was minding my own business. Then out of the -blam!- blue, I had to take a -blam!-. So I hustle over to one bathroom and notice that all three stalls were occupied. My -blam!- was still trying to claw its way out of my rectum, that little basturd.

I hurdled across school grounds to the other side where there was a likely less-populated area. I approach my destination and enter, and long behold, there's two -blam!- little asshats sitting on either stall, leaving one open in the middle with tinkle sprinkle on the seat. I had the rightest mind to lob off the dick of whoever little piss fairy was responsible for such a travesty.

I took some toilet paper and wiped off the piss, then sat down and took a -blam!-, sandwiched between two strangers, alone and scared.

So Flood, any -blam!- stories with you, lately?

  • 12.08.2012 2:41 AM PDT

Wow...

  • 12.08.2012 2:45 AM PDT
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No.

I once took a -blam!- that started an ecosystem.

  • 12.08.2012 2:49 AM PDT


Posted by: BF117HALO
Wow...


IKR? So many -blam!-s in my school

  • 12.08.2012 2:49 AM PDT

Spit rounds like the gun range,
Beat it up like Rampage!

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Takin' -blam!-s and smokin' weed that all what I do.

  • 12.08.2012 3:01 AM PDT
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I dropped a massive one once. That dump is now called France

  • 12.08.2012 3:20 AM PDT

Life?
I have the internet and Doctor Who; i don't need a life.


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piss fairy
i always liked that insult for some reason.

  • 12.08.2012 3:22 AM PDT