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Subject: Angry dad

I just started dating this girl. She warned me that we probably shouldn't tell her father about it because I'm a teenage boy and "he would probably hurt" me. A few days after our date I got a message from her father. He just sent me a picture of a gun. What would you send back if you were in this situation flood?

  • 12.08.2012 8:33 AM PDT

Your dick.

  • 12.08.2012 8:33 AM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


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Nothing.

  • 12.08.2012 8:33 AM PDT

I am Brosidon, King of the Brocean

Toast/envelope, male version

  • 12.08.2012 8:34 AM PDT


Posted by: CamCamm
Nothing.

  • 12.08.2012 8:34 AM PDT
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I was expecting Simpson's clips or something. I am disappoint.

  • 12.08.2012 8:35 AM PDT

I would ask him "If you want me to take care of your child lovingly, shouldn't you set the example on how to take care of someone?"

  • 12.08.2012 8:35 AM PDT

Have nice day.

Get a picture of the internet of either many guns or a bigger gun.

  • 12.08.2012 8:35 AM PDT
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Double post.

[Edited on 12.08.2012 8:36 AM PST]

  • 12.08.2012 8:35 AM PDT

Send the text to the police

  • 12.08.2012 8:36 AM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


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Posted by: Dodge Reborn
I would ask him "If you want me to take care of your child lovingly, shouldn't you set the example on how to take care of someone?"
What?

  • 12.08.2012 8:37 AM PDT
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Your 'beliefs' mean less than dick to me.

Send him video of you pooning her in the ass.

  • 12.08.2012 8:37 AM PDT


Posted by: MrR46
Send him video of you pooning her in the ass.


He better leave the country

  • 12.08.2012 8:39 AM PDT

If you clicked on here to ignore my coup, why? Do I look ugly to you? Do I look fat in this dress or what? Jerk.

Let him shoot you, get him arrested.

  • 12.08.2012 8:39 AM PDT


Posted by: CamCamm

Posted by: Dodge Reborn
I would ask him "If you want me to take care of your child lovingly, shouldn't you set the example on how to take care of someone?"
What?


I didn't phrase that the best did I? Greentext will do what my brain can't.

>Wants you to take care of his daughter
>Sets the example of brandishing a gun to you
>Expects you to take this as a meaning that you should be nice to his daughter or else
>Implies that is how you should treat people
>Counter productive

  • 12.08.2012 8:39 AM PDT

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Send him a picture of you sticking up both middle fingers at the camera with a casual expression.

  • 12.08.2012 8:41 AM PDT
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Your 'beliefs' mean less than dick to me.

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Posted by: MrR46
Send him video of you pooning her in the ass.


He better leave the country

Oh that's good. Tell him he better leave the country or the same thing will happen to him.

  • 12.08.2012 8:41 AM PDT

Shakes Magic 8 Ball

A picture of his daughter smiling and being happy.

  • 12.08.2012 8:42 AM PDT

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Posted by: MrR46
Send him video of you pooning her in the ass.


He better leave the country

Oh that's good. Tell him he better leave the country or the same thing will happen to him.


Oh my, you shouldn't have said that.... because now I want it to happen to me.

  • 12.08.2012 8:42 AM PDT

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Text him a picture of a bottle of roofies, a pair of handcuffs and some vodka.

  • 12.08.2012 8:42 AM PDT
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Your 'beliefs' mean less than dick to me.

Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX

Posted by: MrR46
Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: MrR46
Send him video of you pooning her in the ass.


He better leave the country

Oh that's good. Tell him he better leave the country or the same thing will happen to him.


Oh my, you shouldn't have said that.... because now I want it to happen to me.

You little rascal you.

  • 12.08.2012 8:45 AM PDT

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Posted by: NorbergK6
A picture of his daughter smiling and being happy.


Have yourself in that picture also OP.

  • 12.08.2012 8:46 AM PDT


Posted by: MrR46
Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: MrR46
Send him video of you pooning her in the ass.


He better leave the country

Oh that's good. Tell him he better leave the country or the same thing will happen to him.


So he will poon the dad in the butt?

  • 12.08.2012 8:47 AM PDT

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Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX

Posted by: MrR46
Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: MrR46
Send him video of you pooning her in the ass.


He better leave the country

Oh that's good. Tell him he better leave the country or the same thing will happen to him.


Oh my, you shouldn't have said that.... because now I want it to happen to me.

You little rascal you.


Keep talking dirty to me. :3

  • 12.08.2012 8:48 AM PDT
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Your 'beliefs' mean less than dick to me.

Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: MrR46
Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: MrR46
Send him video of you pooning her in the ass.


He better leave the country

Oh that's good. Tell him he better leave the country or the same thing will happen to him.


So he will poon the dad in the butt?

More or less.

  • 12.08.2012 8:49 AM PDT

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