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Your 'beliefs' mean less than dick to me.

Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX
Keep talking dirty to me. :3

You scruffy little varmint.

  • 12.08.2012 8:50 AM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

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Posted by: NorbergK6
A picture of his daughter smiling and being happy.
Have yourself in that picture also OP.
If you were going to send him anything back, it would be this. For sure.

  • 12.08.2012 8:50 AM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

"lulz, you're a wuss, threatening a teen with a gun."
"grow a pair, old man"

  • 12.08.2012 8:50 AM PDT

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Posted by: MrR46
Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX
Keep talking dirty to me. :3

You scruffy little varmint.


Ohhh you're making me hot. I need to take this thong off

  • 12.08.2012 8:51 AM PDT

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Heavy weighs the crown, low hangs the head who wears it.

I came into this thread thinking this was going to be about the Angry Dad comic from the Simpsons. I am disappointed.

  • 12.08.2012 8:53 AM PDT
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Your 'beliefs' mean less than dick to me.

Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX

Posted by: MrR46
Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX
Keep talking dirty to me. :3

You scruffy little varmint.


Ohhh you're making me hot. I need to take this thong off

Aww yeah!

*retrieves bottle of Jack Daniels from cabinet and takes tennis racket out from under bed*

Bend over!

  • 12.08.2012 8:54 AM PDT


Posted by: NinjaLord77
Send the text to the police

  • 12.08.2012 8:54 AM PDT


Posted by: DarkBen64
Your dick.

  • 12.08.2012 8:54 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Send a text back demanding he explain just who the hell he thinks he is. Didn't he know that you are a Navy SEaL that graduated top of your class who's participated in several raids on Al Qaeda?

[Edited on 12.08.2012 8:56 AM PST]

  • 12.08.2012 8:56 AM PDT
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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Send a text back demanding he explain just who the hell he thinks he is. Didn't he know that you are a Navy SEaL that graduated top of your class who's participated in several raids on Al Qaeda?

so much this

  • 12.08.2012 9:00 AM PDT
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Send him a picture of me.

  • 12.08.2012 9:13 AM PDT

Yay yuh!!!!!


Posted by: MrR46
Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX

Posted by: MrR46
Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX
Keep talking dirty to me. :3

You scruffy little varmint.


Ohhh you're making me hot. I need to take this thong off

Aww yeah!

*retrieves bottle of Jack Daniels from cabinet and takes tennis racket out from under bed*

Bend over!


*Runs in the room*
You ready for this???

  • 12.08.2012 9:18 AM PDT
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Your 'beliefs' mean less than dick to me.

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Posted by: MrR46
Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX

Posted by: MrR46
Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX
Keep talking dirty to me. :3

You scruffy little varmint.


Ohhh you're making me hot. I need to take this thong off

Aww yeah!

*retrieves bottle of Jack Daniels from cabinet and takes tennis racket out from under bed*

Bend over!


*Runs in the room*
You ready for this???

Who are you and how'd you get in my house?

  • 12.08.2012 9:19 AM PDT


Posted by: The D
Send him a picture of me.

Send him pictures of the d.
I think he wants the d.

  • 12.08.2012 9:20 AM PDT

Yay yuh!!!!!



Posted by: MrR46
Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX
Keep talking dirty to me. :3[/quote]
You scruffy little varmint.[/quote]

Ohhh you're making me hot. I need to take this thong off[/quote]
Aww yeah!

*retrieves bottle of Jack Daniels from cabinet and takes tennis racket out from under bed*

Bend over![/quote]

*Runs in the room*
You ready for this???

Who are you and how'd you get in my house?


Dude you let me in last night when you had that chick over from the party!
*slowly takes clothes off*

  • 12.08.2012 9:22 AM PDT

it's just me against the world

Confront the dad with printed pictures of knives to show him that u r srs >:|

  • 12.08.2012 9:22 AM PDT
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Posted by: ListenClosely
bane: lets not stand on ceremony here mr wayne
batman: ok
bane: your punishment must be more severe
batman: im gothams rekoning
bane: me too
batman: oh


Posted by: DarkBen64
Your dick.

  • 12.08.2012 9:22 AM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

"Nice gun. We should go to a shooting range some time."

  • 12.08.2012 9:22 AM PDT

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Posted by: MrR46
Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: MrR46
[quote]Posted by: NinjaLord77

[quote]Posted by: MrR46
Send him video of you pooning her in the ass.


He better leave the country

Oh that's good. Tell him he better leave the country or the same thing will happen to him.


Lel.

  • 12.08.2012 9:24 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Tell him: oh, I didn't come looking for sex with your daughter. I ain't got no my little pony or nothin. I came looking for man's butt.

  • 12.08.2012 9:26 AM PDT

._...|..____________________ , ,
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...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ---- Bloodshed of the Orphans
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Posted by: COLONELSANDERSW


Posted by: MrR46
Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX
Keep talking dirty to me. :3[/quote]
You scruffy little varmint.[/quote]

Ohhh you're making me hot. I need to take this thong off[/quote]

Aww yeah!

*retrieves bottle of Jack Daniels from cabinet and takes tennis racket out from under bed*

Bend over![/quote]

*Runs in the room*
You ready for this???

Who are you and how'd you get in my house?


Dude you let me in last night when you had that chick over from the party!
*slowly takes clothes off*


Are... you guys taking me from either end?

  • 12.08.2012 1:47 PM PDT


Posted by: chronicaddict420
I was expecting Simpson's clips or something. I am disappoint.

  • 12.08.2012 1:48 PM PDT

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Call me Rdog, not RdOG or RdOG1507. I made that username when I thought it was cool to use alternating capital and lowercase letters...


Posted by: DarkBen64
Your dick.

With the caption: "Sup?"

  • 12.08.2012 1:49 PM PDT

BrAdLeY

LOOL

  • 12.08.2012 1:59 PM PDT

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