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Subject: Angry dad

I like to play Reach for fun. I hate MLG, campers, armor lock, and team killers because they ruin that fun. Deal with it.

Tell him not to be so overprotective of his daughter. In his defense though, don't jump to the secks anytime soon and if you do; seriously use protection.

  • 12.08.2012 2:01 PM PDT
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As you progress throughout your life you realize that the older you get the closer your are to death, the only thing you cannot change.

Naked picture of his daughter

  • 12.08.2012 2:04 PM PDT
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Your 'beliefs' mean less than dick to me.

Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX

Posted by: COLONELSANDERSW


Posted by: MrR46
Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX
Keep talking dirty to me. :3[/quote]
You scruffy little varmint.[/quote]

Ohhh you're making me hot. I need to take this thong off[/quote]

Aww yeah!

*retrieves bottle of Jack Daniels from cabinet and takes tennis racket out from under bed*

Bend over![/quote]

*Runs in the room*
You ready for this???

Who are you and how'd you get in my house?


Dude you let me in last night when you had that chick over from the party!
*slowly takes clothes off*


Are... you guys taking me from either end?

You shut up and tie yourself to the toilet while I deal with this trespasser.

*breaks jack daniels bottle, takes off belt*

  • 12.08.2012 2:05 PM PDT

I like to play Reach for fun. I hate MLG, campers, armor lock, and team killers because they ruin that fun. Deal with it.


Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX

Posted by: COLONELSANDERSW


Posted by: MrR46
Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX
Keep talking dirty to me. :3[/quote]
You scruffy little varmint.[/quote]

Ohhh you're making me hot. I need to take this thong off[/quote]

Aww yeah!

*retrieves bottle of Jack Daniels from cabinet and takes tennis racket out from under bed*

Bend over![/quote]

*Runs in the room*
You ready for this???

Who are you and how'd you get in my house?


Dude you let me in last night when you had that chick over from the party!
*slowly takes clothes off*


Are... you guys taking me from either end?

Hey, can I get in on this? *blushes and wears a sexy schoolboy outfit*

  • 12.08.2012 2:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: NinjaLord77
Send the text to the police

  • 12.08.2012 2:07 PM PDT

My Brahman is ready.

Send some goatse to him.

  • 12.08.2012 2:08 PM PDT

Tell him you're trained in gorilla warfare, then turn up at the house in a gorilla costume.

Oh man, dat gorilla warfare.

  • 12.08.2012 2:12 PM PDT

._...|..____________________ , ,
....../ `---___________----_____|]
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ---- Bloodshed of the Orphans
...//___//
..//___//


Posted by: MrR46
Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX

Posted by: COLONELSANDERSW


Posted by: MrR46
Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX
Keep talking dirty to me. :3[/quote]
You scruffy little varmint.[/quote]

Ohhh you're making me hot. I need to take this thong off[/quote]

Aww yeah!

*retrieves bottle of Jack Daniels from cabinet and takes tennis racket out from under bed*

Bend over![/quote]

*Runs in the room*
You ready for this???

Who are you and how'd you get in my house?


Dude you let me in last night when you had that chick over from the party!
*slowly takes clothes off*


Are... you guys taking me from either end?

You shut up and tie yourself to the toilet while I deal with this trespasser.

*breaks jack daniels bottle, takes off belt*


Okay... but uh... I think other guys are hitting on me

*grabs binds and manages to miraculously tie self to the toilet*

I need a gag

  • 12.08.2012 2:13 PM PDT
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Your 'beliefs' mean less than dick to me.

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Hey, can I get in on this? *blushes and wears a sexy schoolboy outfit*

What the actual -blam!- is going on here?

*re-enters bedroom wearing an erotic police uniform*

That's enough, ladies! Assume the position!

  • 12.08.2012 2:14 PM PDT

I like to play Reach for fun. I hate MLG, campers, armor lock, and team killers because they ruin that fun. Deal with it.


Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX

Posted by: MrR46
Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX

Posted by: COLONELSANDERSW

Ohhh you're making me hot. I need to take this thong off[/quote]

Aww yeah!

*retrieves bottle of Jack Daniels from cabinet and takes tennis racket out from under bed*

Bend over![/quote]

*Runs in the room*
You ready for this???[/quote]
Who are you and how'd you get in my house?[/quote]

Dude you let me in last night when you had that chick over from the party!
*slowly takes clothes off*


Are... you guys taking me from either end?

You shut up and tie yourself to the toilet while I deal with this trespasser.

*breaks jack daniels bottle, takes off belt*


Okay... but uh... I think other guys are hitting on me

*grabs binds and manages to miraculously tie self to the toilet*

I need a gag

Ok. One of the others will get one while I drip hot candle wax on your stomach.

  • 12.08.2012 2:16 PM PDT

"Your eyes are full of hate, forty-one. That's good. Hate keeps a man alive. It gives him strength"

Wait a minute, he doesn't want you dating her because you're a "teenage boy", that implies that she's not yet a teenager. How old are you and how old is she?

  • 12.08.2012 2:16 PM PDT

._...|..____________________ , ,
....../ `---___________----_____|]
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ---- Bloodshed of the Orphans
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Posted by: ODSTworrior94
Ok. One of the others will get one while I drip hot candle wax on your stomach.


Well you'd better do it quick, because my partner is very territorial of my body.

  • 12.08.2012 2:16 PM PDT

My Screenshots / My Group / Remember to follow the rules or you will get trapped in a box.

Ask him if that is a threat. If he says yes report him to the police. Also I would talk to this girl about her father. If he is going to go that amount of extreme measures then you might not want be in the relation ship at all.

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I lov teh rabbits nd wanna life off a da fatta da land.

What did this thread turn into

  • 12.08.2012 2:20 PM PDT

I like to play Reach for fun. I hate MLG, campers, armor lock, and team killers because they ruin that fun. Deal with it.


Posted by: pieman1178
What did this thread turn into

You want in? ;)

  • 12.08.2012 2:21 PM PDT


Posted by: Simse11

Posted by: The D
Send him a picture of me.

Send him pictures of the d.
I think he wants the d.


I L'dOL.

  • 12.08.2012 2:22 PM PDT

._...|..____________________ , ,
....../ `---___________----_____|]
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ---- Bloodshed of the Orphans
...//___//
..//___//


Posted by: ODSTworrior94

Posted by: pieman1178
What did this thread turn into

You want in? ;)


Oh my, I hope I can handle this many men.

  • 12.08.2012 2:22 PM PDT
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Kill him

  • 12.08.2012 2:22 PM PDT

I like to play Reach for fun. I hate MLG, campers, armor lock, and team killers because they ruin that fun. Deal with it.


Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX

Posted by: ODSTworrior94

Posted by: pieman1178
What did this thread turn into

You want in? ;)


Oh my, I hope I can handle this many men.

You will. I go by a certain saying; if it doesn't fit, make it.

  • 12.08.2012 2:23 PM PDT
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Your 'beliefs' mean less than dick to me.

How do all you people keep getting in my house?

  • 12.08.2012 2:23 PM PDT

._...|..____________________ , ,
....../ `---___________----_____|]
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ---- Bloodshed of the Orphans
...//___//
..//___//


Posted by: ODSTworrior94

Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX

Posted by: ODSTworrior94

Posted by: pieman1178
What did this thread turn into

You want in? ;)


Oh my, I hope I can handle this many men.

You will. I go by a certain saying; if it doesn't fit, make it.


3:

  • 12.08.2012 2:26 PM PDT

What if I told you...

*scoots in closer*

I hate you

"With all due respect, I would love to see you try."

  • 12.08.2012 2:37 PM PDT

~Thread-killer~


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Nothing.


This.

  • 12.08.2012 2:37 PM PDT

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