- MyNameIsCharlie
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- Fabled Mythic Member
Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.
Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
Just remember, that no matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room. None. Oh, there's champagne in the champagne room. But you don't want champagne, do you? You want sex. And there's no sex in the champagne room.