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Dont you worry about _____ let me worry about ____

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But i went to sleep with it on! Wut happened last night flud? Also, has anything inexplicable silly ever happened to you? And if so, what? Things lile waling up on the wrong side of the bed, or not waking up in a bed at all!

  • 12.08.2012 8:46 AM PDT

"It is the cruelest fate, to have written words that meant well and see them made wicked and unwise. What was meant to encourage life, used instead to justify taking it."

Aliens.

  • 12.08.2012 8:47 AM PDT

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Oral pleasure

  • 12.08.2012 8:47 AM PDT

Sometimes I go to sleep with my head at one end of the bed and wake up laying the other way around.

  • 12.08.2012 8:48 AM PDT
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Your 'beliefs' mean less than dick to me.

Went to sleep on couch.

Woke up on top of stove.

You can't explain that.

  • 12.08.2012 8:48 AM PDT


Posted by: DngerlyAwkwrd
Aliens.

  • 12.08.2012 8:49 AM PDT


Posted by: MrR46
Went to sleep on couch.

Woke up on top of stove.

You can't explain that.


You were probably sleep walking

  • 12.08.2012 8:50 AM PDT
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Went to sleep in bed.

Woke up on top of a moving plane.

Can't explain that.

  • 12.08.2012 8:51 AM PDT

Pure Insanity
The point of war is not to die for one's clan, but it's to make the other bastard die for his
Right before you die, there is always a chance to save yourself, sieze that chance and live to fight another day
The best way to kill someone is to fight them with the same weapons they use and make them know you are better than them, not because of superior weaponry, but because of superior skill.
Hidden in the shadows, Clothed in camo, Armed to the teeth. Hunting.

Went to sleep in bed.

Woke up on Pluto.

Can't explain that.

  • 12.08.2012 8:52 AM PDT

I sleep fully clothed because my house is so cold.

  • 12.08.2012 8:53 AM PDT

Getting stupid

  • 12.08.2012 8:53 AM PDT

ooga booga boooh

one time i woke up and found a retainer next to my bed.
and i don't even own a retainer! weird, huh?

  • 12.08.2012 8:56 AM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Your mom. Enough said.

  • 12.08.2012 8:56 AM PDT


Posted by: CarefreeMeat

Posted by: DngerlyAwkwrd
Aliens.

  • 12.08.2012 8:57 AM PDT

Yay yuh!!!!!


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Things lile waling


Really...

  • 12.08.2012 8:57 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Sorry. I'll put it back in next time. You may want to go and brush your teeth though...

  • 12.08.2012 8:58 AM PDT

Generalizations.
Helping idiots hate other idiots since people have existed.

It probably fell out of your mouth, or you managed to swallow it without waking up.

  • 12.08.2012 9:04 AM PDT

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Posted by: COLONELSANDERSW

Posted by: The S bot 9000
Things lile waling


Really...

Indeed.

  • 12.08.2012 9:12 AM PDT

Went to sleep in bed.

Woke up under your mom.

Can't explain that.

[Edited on 12.08.2012 9:14 AM PST]

  • 12.08.2012 9:14 AM PDT

I had that happen t me about a few months ago. I never did find the upper and had to get it replaced.

  • 12.08.2012 9:14 AM PDT

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It'd be more concerning if you went to sleep without it and you woke up with it in.

  • 12.08.2012 9:16 AM PDT

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

I went to sleep in bed.

Woke up orbiting Alpha Centauri.

You can't explain that.

  • 12.08.2012 9:17 AM PDT

"When you say mean things, your weenie will shrink."

-Marshall Mathers, 2004

This one time, I was with my girlfriend, and I woke up accidentally with my hand down her bra.

  • 12.08.2012 9:19 AM PDT