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Where was this?

  • 12.08.2012 8:50 AM PDT
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Your 'beliefs' mean less than dick to me.

This is gonna be good.

  • 12.08.2012 8:51 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Well, now you should eat it and take its power

  • 12.08.2012 8:51 AM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.

In before a hot topic.

That was quite brutal

  • 12.08.2012 8:51 AM PDT

I leave my killing to video games. That poor chicken.

  • 12.08.2012 8:51 AM PDT

Posted by: Gen Petitt
ME2 was known for stupidity and being retarded

Scootaloo noooooooooooo!

  • 12.08.2012 8:51 AM PDT

"It is the cruelest fate, to have written words that meant well and see them made wicked and unwise. What was meant to encourage life, used instead to justify taking it."

You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people! What say you in your defense?!

  • 12.08.2012 8:52 AM PDT

Posted by: eggsalad
The more I say Chang the more asian it sounds.

Once. I beat one bloke 'till his left eye went blind for shooting me in the back with a pellet gun.

  • 12.08.2012 8:52 AM PDT

You probably can't even cook a prepared chicken breast. Can you really handle a whole chicken, feathers and all?

  • 12.08.2012 8:53 AM PDT

Yay yuh!!!!!

I used to have chickens. Those roosters are Jerks.

  • 12.08.2012 8:53 AM PDT


Posted by: Shadows1907

Posted by: Studness4
I leave my killing to video games. That poor chicken.
Its not poor in any way. That chicken cut up the back of my legs pretty good.


I know but I still feel bad for it. Least no more old meatloaf for you!

  • 12.08.2012 8:54 AM PDT

Yay yuh!!!!!


Posted by: Shadows1907

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Well, now you should eat it and take its power
I was going to cook it and eat it for dinner.

Don't even bother if he is a few years old. It will taste like garbage. Unless you are making a soup out of him.

  • 12.08.2012 8:54 AM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Watch out for the guards!!

  • 12.08.2012 8:55 AM PDT


Posted by: Shadows1907

Posted by: NinjaLord77
You probably can't even cook a prepared chicken breast. Can you really handle a whole chicken, feathers and all?
I'm going to pluck it


In what room?

  • 12.08.2012 8:55 AM PDT

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You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people! What say you in your defense?!

Posted by: THElizzard01
Scootaloo noooooooooooo!

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Well, now you should eat it and take its power

Comedy gold.

  • 12.08.2012 8:56 AM PDT
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"Better a little which is well done, than a great deal imperfectly." - Plato

Good job, Sayid.

  • 12.08.2012 8:57 AM PDT

Why are you still alive OP?

  • 12.08.2012 8:58 AM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Isn't killing animals one of the earlier signs of a killer? Hm.

  • 12.08.2012 8:58 AM PDT