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Subject: I just killed a chicken

You just lost the game. Now facepalm yourself for clicking this :P

Did a bunch of Nords start attacking you? If so, run for Markarth.

  • 12.08.2012 10:00 AM PDT

Halo:Reach=FTW!

you better make sure you hide the corpse


if anyone finds out, the entire town will try to kill you

  • 12.08.2012 10:02 AM PDT

Kill a bunch more and let's bathe together naked in their blood. Their sacrifice keeps us young.

  • 12.08.2012 10:03 AM PDT
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They call me graland.

Did you drink its blood, you psychotic attention-whore?

  • 12.08.2012 10:04 AM PDT

I have a banana booty!


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Posted by: DampestTyler
Eat its raw head.
Too late I threw it out :/
Go get it.

  • 12.08.2012 10:04 AM PDT
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13.72 billion years in the making.

On December 1st, 2012, I met Neil deGrasse Tyson. I shook the man's hand, and even made him laugh. Not much else to do with my life now.

My advice to you would be to stop doing this stuff. You're on a path that isn't going to get you anywhere productive or happy, so kick these ridiculous habits/desires and move on with your life. Killing a chicken out of annoyance is a perfect representation of your instability and inability to properly control these absurd desires of yours.

  • 12.08.2012 10:08 AM PDT
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13.72 billion years in the making.

On December 1st, 2012, I met Neil deGrasse Tyson. I shook the man's hand, and even made him laugh. Not much else to do with my life now.

Posted by: Shadows1907
Oh you care about me?

I care about people's happiness.

  • 12.08.2012 10:11 AM PDT

iPhone 4S 64GB Black.

I've never killed anything more than an insect.

I hope it was a painless and humane death.

  • 12.08.2012 10:12 AM PDT
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13.72 billion years in the making.

On December 1st, 2012, I met Neil deGrasse Tyson. I shook the man's hand, and even made him laugh. Not much else to do with my life now.

Posted by: Shadows1907
So you care about me.

There are few things I don't care about, so yes.

[Edited on 12.08.2012 10:14 AM PST]

  • 12.08.2012 10:14 AM PDT

A competitive players main goal is to win.
A casuals main goal is to have fun regardless of whether that results in a win or loss.
It has nothing to do with individual skill or knowledge, it has to do with the reason you play.

I hope you're trolling.

  • 12.08.2012 10:15 AM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

Well don't just leave it there! Cook it and eat it!

  • 12.08.2012 10:15 AM PDT

I have a banana booty!


Posted by: Shadows1907

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Posted by: Shadows1907

Posted by: DampestTyler
Eat its raw head.
Too late I threw it out :/
Go get it.
I don't feel like it
Do it for us.

  • 12.08.2012 10:15 AM PDT

I don't see the point in this thread.

I served tea today. Should I make a thread?

  • 12.08.2012 10:15 AM PDT
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They call me graland.

Posted by: Shadows1907
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Did you drink its blood, you psychotic attention-whore?
yea and it was great
Report and move on, people.

  • 12.08.2012 10:17 AM PDT
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i killed one for a meal. it was really chewy.

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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

Funny thing is I had chicken yesterday. It was good.
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Well don't just leave it there! Cook it and eat it!
Its cooking right now

  • 12.08.2012 10:17 AM PDT