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13.72 billion years in the making.

On December 1st, 2012, I met Neil deGrasse Tyson. I shook the man's hand, and even made him laugh. Not much else to do with my life now.

Posted by: Shadows1907
What if I'm happy?

You're not.

  • 12.08.2012 11:15 AM PDT

This is ridiculous, why don't pm each other instead of bumping this worthless thread.

  • 12.08.2012 11:17 AM PDT
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They call me graland.

I'd like to take this opportunity to call out the mods.

You lock all of the parodies, but leave this ridiculous attention-whoring thread open?

  • 12.08.2012 11:17 AM PDT
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13.72 billion years in the making.

On December 1st, 2012, I met Neil deGrasse Tyson. I shook the man's hand, and even made him laugh. Not much else to do with my life now.

Posted by: Crazy LlamaX
This is ridiculous, why don't pm each other instead of bumping this worthless thread.

Perhaps that'd be best.

  • 12.08.2012 11:18 AM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."


Posted by: Garland
I'd like to take this opportunity to call out the mods.

You lock all of the parodies, but leave this ridiculous attention-whoring thread open?
You talk about it like this is the only "attention-whoring" thread to be left unlocked, ever.

  • 12.08.2012 11:18 AM PDT

How is that blood?

  • 12.08.2012 11:19 AM PDT

Why people be mad?

  • 12.08.2012 11:22 AM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."


Posted by: NinjaLord77
Why people be mad?
Meh, a lot of the people around here grew tired of her threads a while ago.

  • 12.08.2012 11:22 AM PDT

Shadows is the best female on this forum. Just accept it guys.

  • 12.08.2012 11:23 AM PDT

Hahaha, that's funny I thought you said my stats will be on Waypoint now. Wait, you were serious? Then, Nooooooooooooo!!!


Posted by: Shadows1907

Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: Shadows1907

Posted by: NinjaLord77
You probably can't even cook a prepared chicken breast. Can you really handle a whole chicken, feathers and all?
I'm going to pluck it


In what room?
On my screened in porch


Did this happen to be in minecraft?

  • 12.08.2012 11:24 AM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."


Posted by: Killiter1

Posted by: Shadows1907

Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: Shadows1907

Posted by: NinjaLord77
You probably can't even cook a prepared chicken breast. Can you really handle a whole chicken, feathers and all?
I'm going to pluck it


In what room?
On my screened in porch


Did this happen to be in minecraft?
Screened porches actually aren't too uncommon in some places. I had a great grandmother in North Carolina, and her old house had one...she's dead now, but I think my family still owns the property.

  • 12.08.2012 11:27 AM PDT


Posted by: Studness4
Shadows is the best female on this forum. Just accept it guys.


Your kind of girl?

  • 12.08.2012 11:28 AM PDT


Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: Studness4
Shadows is the best female on this forum. Just accept it guys.


Your kind of girl?


Isn't she everyone's kind of girl?

  • 12.08.2012 11:30 AM PDT


Posted by: Studness4

Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: Studness4
Shadows is the best female on this forum. Just accept it guys.


Your kind of girl?


Isn't she everyone's kind of girl?


The blood drinking is kinda hot

  • 12.08.2012 11:34 AM PDT


Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: Studness4

Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: Studness4
Shadows is the best female on this forum. Just accept it guys.


Your kind of girl?


Isn't she everyone's kind of girl?


The blood drinking is kinda hot


You know a girl who is into that will do a lot more freaky stuff too. Every dudes dream.

  • 12.08.2012 11:36 AM PDT

Studness are you still like banned from TFS?

  • 12.08.2012 11:37 AM PDT


Posted by: Studness4

Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: Studness4

Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: Studness4
Shadows is the best female on this forum. Just accept it guys.


Your kind of girl?


Isn't she everyone's kind of girl?


The blood drinking is kinda hot


You know a girl who is into that will do a lot more freaky stuff too. Every dudes dream.


Until they decide to chop you up

  • 12.08.2012 11:38 AM PDT

ooga booga boooh

Nice OP. Did it do a little dance and run around?

  • 12.08.2012 11:38 AM PDT


Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: Studness4


You know a girl who is into that will do a lot more freaky stuff too. Every dudes dream.


Until they decide to chop you up


Well in the end it's worth it and you can go out in style. Isn't that all we can really ask for?

  • 12.08.2012 11:40 AM PDT


Posted by: Teh Pink Wolf
Studness are you still like banned from TFS?


No why?

  • 12.08.2012 11:41 AM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."


Posted by: Teh Pink Wolf
Studness are you still like banned from TFS?
...can we keep it that way if he is?

Edit: Damn.

[Edited on 12.08.2012 11:42 AM PST]

  • 12.08.2012 11:42 AM PDT


Posted by: Studness4

Posted by: Teh Pink Wolf
Studness are you still like banned from TFS?


No why?


Just wondering...

  • 12.08.2012 11:42 AM PDT