- MyNameIsCharlie
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- Fabled Mythic Member
Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.
Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
I'm just mad I missed my chance to make money off of them. There is a guy I saw on TV who was selling space in a luxury bomb shelter he made in a cold war era Pac Bell communications node. These were pretty big facilities out in the middle of nowhere that were to be used if the main switching stations were hit. That way the phones, so long as the lines were intact, would work.
Obviously they aren't used anymore. He bought up a 75,000 foot facility in Nevada for $20,000. He started selling space, and using the money do to the actual building. He sold out in 6 months. He made something like $50 million.
All on idiots that are afraid an ancient calendar predicts the end of the world.