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Subject: Stupid customer sayings

"Wake me...when you need me."

I work retail as a regional sales director for a video game company. As such I work on the sales floor a good bit too.
I hear customers say ALL kinds of dumb things. I want to know what some of my fellow retailers have heard their customers say that is staggeringly stupid.

It's 11:30 in the morning:

Customer: "What time do y'all close."
Me: "9."
Customer: "At night?"
Me: "Of course."
Me what I WANTED to say. "No you ignorant fool. 9 in the morning."

  • 12.08.2012 9:48 AM PDT

Wow. Common sense.

  • 12.08.2012 9:49 AM PDT

I am Brosidon, King of the Brocean

Any question that can be easily solved using an internet browser.

  • 12.08.2012 10:03 AM PDT