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Subject: I have committed a crime, Flood.
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STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM...

  • 12.08.2012 12:06 PM PDT

Get LOTS of BLEACH, TOWELS, and FIND a isolated location. Wait... Not that type of crime.

Return it if its possible, if you were in his shoes you would probably still want it back.

  • 12.08.2012 12:06 PM PDT
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just keep it.

  • 12.08.2012 12:10 PM PDT

OP is beta as -blam!-

  • 12.08.2012 12:13 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

I hate thieves. That story is important to him, give it back.

  • 12.08.2012 12:17 PM PDT

Marley: next time try to be a little for inconspicuous.
John: What do you mean?
Marley: John, we grow lots of gear, right?
John: Yeah loads...
Marley: So try not to come back with a wasted girl and a packet of fertilizer!

You're the kinda person that stops us from having nice things.

OT: Just put it back in a really obvious place for him to find it or just casually walk up to him, say something like "hey, weren't you looking for a memory stick?", he'll say "dude, that was months ago". You'll shrug and say you just found it, then offer it to him.

  • 12.08.2012 12:21 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Posted by: McNut117
so I took it
Negative KarmaPosted by: McNut117
to which I replied no
Negative KarmaPosted by: McNut117
Then, I lost it.
Negative KarmaPosted by: McNut117
It's actually really funny.
Negative Karma

Get out.

  • 12.08.2012 12:23 PM PDT

"What are we holding on to, Sam?"
"That there's some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for."


Posted by: Bungie Sam
Posted by: McNut117
so I took it
Negative KarmaPosted by: McNut117
to which I replied no
Negative KarmaPosted by: McNut117
Then, I lost it.
Negative KarmaPosted by: McNut117
It's actually really funny.
Negative Karma

Get out.


Anyone living in Megaton, get out now.

  • 12.08.2012 12:26 PM PDT
Subject: I stole someone's usb.
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I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.

1> Go to the fam's house at 00:00am
2> post the USB through their mail box.
3> Dig a big hole in their front garden
4> Step into hole
5> Pour gasoline over yourself
6> Use a lighter to set yourself on fire.

  • 12.08.2012 12:26 PM PDT
Subject: I have committed a crime, Flood.

You are an ass

  • 12.08.2012 12:32 PM PDT
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give it back man. When you grow up and get a job then you can buy your own with your OWN money.

The thought of stealing while I was in school never occurred to me, I went to school to learn unlike some people. Sadly I had to relearn a lot of history...

  • 12.08.2012 12:34 PM PDT

Rain, and Jazz.
Halo: Tactical

I'm either a fool or an inteligent man, depending on how sleepy or angry I am.

I originaly made an account on 07.27.2007 but I wanted to link my GT and made this account. Don't forget your passwords!

Do not erase any data. What you should do is claim to find it somewhere.

Here's an idea:

1. Print out, in all caps ariel: "I AM SO SORRY, [STUDENT'S NAME]"
2. Aquire gloves of some sort.
3. Use scissors to cut out the "I AM SO SORRY, [STUDENT'S NAME]" part.
4. With gloves still on, get some tape.
5. Make sure it;s a fresh piece and was not around the edge of the tape when you got it. What I mean is all that tape on the outside needs to go, just in case.
6. Get the USB and rub down the case with a handsanitizer cloth, the kind that are disposable and come in some kind of container. DO NOT USE HANDMADE ONES becasue you might screw up.
7. LIGHTLY TOUCH the part of the USB that plugs into the computer with that handsanitizer-cloth-thing I menitoned.
8. Tape the USB to the cut out of the paper that says you are so sorry.
9. Covertly bring it to school, and when no one is around take it out with your hands. Don't worry about evidence at this point.
10. Your story is that you found it there and you decided to bring it to the office becasue it was odd. Turn down any reward casualy like you were just doing what should have been done.

And there you go! The student gets his thing, your concince is clean, and no one knows you had it.

  • 12.08.2012 12:38 PM PDT

real gamertag is mvyorkie009

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1169280822&v=wall& amp;story_fbid=133425540008015&r833fa4ca&m_sess=1h8bm 6-msvlrePs&rb9441a98#!/profile.php?id=630409792
yorkie

give it back way to be a dick and take it from him.
yorkie

  • 12.08.2012 12:41 PM PDT
Subject: I stole someone's usb.

My Screenshots / My Group / Remember to follow the rules or you will get trapped in a box.

Tell him you found it outside the school lying in the grass. Rub it in the grass a little and scratch it with some sandpaper so it is believable. Don't damage the gray part that has to go inside the computer though, just the shell. Next time don't lie or steal things.

  • 12.08.2012 12:54 PM PDT
Subject: I have committed a crime, Flood.

Tell them that you just found it and give it back.

  • 12.08.2012 12:56 PM PDT

iPhone 4S 64GB Black.

You should give it back to him anonymously. That is an awful thing to do. Lying is one of the worst things a person can do, in my opinion. You should've given it back to him when he asked 'had anyone found it'. You should be ashamed.

  • 12.08.2012 12:57 PM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

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Do the right thing and give it back, you'll feel better about it if you do.

  • 12.08.2012 12:57 PM PDT
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You should definitely keep it.

  • 12.08.2012 12:59 PM PDT

Take it back you arsehole.

  • 12.08.2012 1:03 PM PDT
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Skinned alive designer ware, fashion shades and salon hair, heels to help where nature failed, artificial teeth and nails, no!

Health and Fitness.


Posted by: LJ 248
Eh.... Just keep it


This. Who cares.

  • 12.08.2012 1:08 PM PDT
Subject: I stole someone's usb.


Posted by: Zanir
Take it back and admit you lied.

  • 12.08.2012 1:08 PM PDT

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken

Drop it in his bag when he's not looking or something.

  • 12.08.2012 1:10 PM PDT

Take it back, but no one has to know you lied.

  • 12.08.2012 1:11 PM PDT
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5/10

- Brought in aspect of kid having disorder (pro move)
- Main element of bad behaviour, stealing (core focus)
- Denying possession of the item (repeat offense increasing reader's rage)
- Asking to erase everything (jimmy rustle tactic)
- Already reaping in the butthurt

Not terrible, OP, but you can do better.

  • 12.08.2012 1:15 PM PDT

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