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Subject: What's something that nobody's ever said to you?

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken

Besides, "That's huge!"

  • 12.08.2012 12:33 PM PDT

Alhkdwljhdfl. Never been told that, really weird.

  • 12.08.2012 12:33 PM PDT

"You're ugly."

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"I don't like you."

  • 12.08.2012 12:33 PM PDT

Disregard Females, acquire currency.

"It's so small."

  • 12.08.2012 12:34 PM PDT

The black wind begins to blow... Okay... give me your best shot... If you're prepared for the void!

"I want you to -blam!- me!"

  • 12.08.2012 12:34 PM PDT

Posted by: Taconomicon
Posted by: bobcast
On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...

LMAO

dis thred maek mi laff

  • 12.08.2012 12:34 PM PDT

He threw down a glove you made the mistake
Of picking it up now you're gone
The choosing of guns or fighting with swords
The choice of weapons is done
He'll tear you apart as soon as you start
You know you don't have a chance.

"Yer a wizard, 'Arry"

  • 12.08.2012 12:34 PM PDT

"I like you too."

  • 12.08.2012 12:35 PM PDT

Lt. Dan I brought you some ice cream. Lt. Dan.. ice creaaam!

I love you. Or kiss me.

  • 12.08.2012 12:35 PM PDT

"You're my best friend"

"I missed you"

That kind of stuff

  • 12.08.2012 12:36 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

"I like to walk in parks during chicken season when the rain spits our green melons on the sidewalk it tastes real greasy."

Yep, 'pretty sure nobody has ever said that to me. You getting the picture?

  • 12.08.2012 12:36 PM PDT

What a waste....

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  • 12.08.2012 12:36 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

"I'M GONNA DECK YOU IN THE SHNOZ!"

  • 12.08.2012 12:43 PM PDT

Dont be shy...
Im sorry for my coup changes but Im new at this.

"Hello"

  • 12.08.2012 12:44 PM PDT

"It is the cruelest fate, to have written words that meant well and see them made wicked and unwise. What was meant to encourage life, used instead to justify taking it."

"You look younger than your age."
"You're so short."
"You don't need a haircut."

  • 12.08.2012 12:45 PM PDT

"You are the last of your kind: bred for combat, built for war. You're the master of any weapon, pilot of any vehicle, and fear no enemy"

"Never gonna give you up"

  • 12.08.2012 12:46 PM PDT
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13.72 billion years in the making.

On December 1st, 2012, I met Neil deGrasse Tyson. I shook the man's hand, and even made him laugh. Not much else to do with my life now.

"Pippity-pip-pop gollywock gobbletons, you're crazier than candy cane snake in a jealous cartoon! Fake spit on the ramp and go this way for beer nuggets!"

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  • 12.08.2012 12:47 PM PDT

"Banhammer" - Post anything on the Waypoint forums -50g
Never forget:
Porch Day
lolReach
Gen Petitt Day
Night of the Living Alts

"You must not know 'bout me"

  • 12.08.2012 12:48 PM PDT

"You're not hot"


That must mean something...

  • 12.08.2012 12:49 PM PDT

Here is my youtube homepage. Be sure to visit and subscribe!

I was going to say "You're fit" but then, that recently changed...

  • 12.08.2012 12:51 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: theslatcher
"Yer a wizard, 'Arry"


Someone actually said that to me once.

But then he realised my name wasn't Harry and left.

  • 12.08.2012 12:57 PM PDT

If I haven't fired you yet, it's because I'm still firing your mom in bed.

"I've never felt this way about anyone before"

*sniff*...some day...maybe...*sniff*

  • 12.08.2012 2:48 PM PDT

The Internet is an empowerment tool that's agnostic; it doesn't care about race, gender, or age.

"I hate you."

  • 12.08.2012 2:49 PM PDT

Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes

"Can you hand me that piano?"

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