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Subject: Johnson's Woman

We'll know for the first time, if were evil or divine, were the last in line.

Sgt. Johnson never did get a woman in Halo 4...

  • 12.08.2012 12:47 PM PDT

"Don't tell me your fantasy, we're not that close!"

  • 12.08.2012 12:48 PM PDT

He did in Contact Harvest.

  • 12.08.2012 12:49 PM PDT

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He know's what the ladies like.

Your opinion is invalid.

  • 12.08.2012 12:50 PM PDT

Bones of my enemies.


Posted by: OdorousLicense3
He know's what the ladies like.

Your opinion is invalid.

  • 12.08.2012 12:52 PM PDT

We'll know for the first time, if were evil or divine, were the last in line.

Hey, it's Angela Basset's loss.

  • 12.08.2012 12:54 PM PDT

"You are the last of your kind: bred for combat, built for war. You're the master of any weapon, pilot of any vehicle, and fear no enemy"

Contact Harvest.

I tore it up, btw.

  • 12.08.2012 12:55 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Johnson knew what the ladies like, but never exploited them. Why?

  • 12.08.2012 12:58 PM PDT

Es ist Zeit für einige Gefahr-pay


Posted by: Bungie Sam
Johnson knew what the ladies like, but never exploited them. Why?


Because he has no type and it's not classy:

If they smell good, and they remind me of me, I like them!

  • 12.08.2012 1:04 PM PDT

(V)!_!(V) crab

Didnt he get a hooker in Contact harvest?

  • 12.08.2012 1:24 PM PDT

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"

-Sgt. Johnson


Posted by: Angry Cazador
He did in Contact Harvest.

  • 12.08.2012 1:25 PM PDT

Didact's Reprisal -
Now is the time of our unworlding
One final effort is all that remains
And I am not afraid
We shall fulfill our promise
We fight for the grace of the Mantle
And this time none of you will be left behind

Breaking news!
Halo 4 is not Contact Harvest!

  • 12.08.2012 1:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: Angry Cazador
He did in Contact Harvest.


Dat poorly-written sex scene.

  • 12.08.2012 1:38 PM PDT

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"

-Sgt. Johnson


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Posted by: Angry Cazador
He did in Contact Harvest.


Dat poorly-written sex scene.


What would you like it in detail?

  • 12.08.2012 1:40 PM PDT