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Subject: If your best friend suddenly changed gender, how would you react?
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Why are you now a guy? What the hell... no...

  • 12.09.2012 3:21 PM PDT

"What the hell was in that coke!?"

Followed by, "This isn't going to happen to me, is it?"

And then finally, "So....... I don't suppose there's going to be an easy way to explain this one to your parents...."

[Edited on 12.09.2012 3:40 PM PST]

  • 12.09.2012 3:40 PM PDT
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

not bothered

  • 12.09.2012 3:40 PM PDT

Easter Egg Hunter. Apprentice Tricker/Glitcher (learning from Grumpy and Sliding Ghost).

Trying to get Waypoint to update Halo 3 stats in detail like here. Now no one can see that my Halo 3 Spartan no longer looks like my Reach Spartan.

Really want to be a Heroic member or have a title. :/

My hormones would get confused, and I'd be so shocked my head would explode and I would wake up as a Forerunner who was having a long dream about the life of a Human.

[Edited on 12.11.2012 6:12 PM PST]

  • 12.11.2012 6:09 PM PDT
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For all questions with answers unknown to you, the proper procedure is to assume the answer is peanut butter.

While that may be true, I'm just going to pretend otherwise.

I'd probably chuckle a bit and say, "Dude, what the -blam!-?"

Other than that, it's still my best friend. I just don't know if I can address my best friend as "bro."

  • 12.11.2012 6:12 PM PDT

In memory of those fallen in the defense of Earth and her colonies.

March 3, 2553

I. Would. Laugh. My. Ass. Off.

  • 12.11.2012 6:13 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

I'd laugh pretty hard then bully him..her...it

  • 12.11.2012 6:14 PM PDT

"They don't call him Flopper for nothing"-AquaBlader

I wouldn't date them but I still would be friends with them

  • 12.11.2012 6:14 PM PDT

From the moment Bob's birth-cord was cut, every girl's hymen has belonged to him.

There must have been a dildo in that Wii control they found
For when they shoved it up his ass, he began to walk around, aaand
Chad Warden the fanboy, was as ABAP as can be
But the -blam!-es say, that he was mad -blam!-, and talked -blam!- on PS3

i'd want to date him

  • 12.11.2012 6:15 PM PDT

Doc: "i'm a pacifist"
Caboose: "your a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker: "no dude, that's a pedephile"
Church: "tucker, i think he means a pacifier"

I'd honestly need them to explain their reasoning. Thats a huge decision, one that calls into question a persons entire identity. Before people start getting on my ass about "it's their life", by my definition best friends are a step short of family and by extension accountable to each other. A change that significant would need to be explained.

The biggest issue I would see regarding the friendship would be how I would refer to them. While I would respect the individual for who they are, who I know them as is what they were born as.

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  • 12.11.2012 6:18 PM PDT

Death to rank junkies.

I'd hate to be the one to tell his (would it be a her now?) girlfriend what happened.

  • 12.11.2012 6:23 PM PDT
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I'd be really upset and probably shoot myself in the face because she is so mother-effing gorgeous. I'd hate it so much. I wouldn't hate her...er...him. I'd hate the fact that she changed her gender.

  • 12.11.2012 6:24 PM PDT
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Candy is my life

It's not their choice, it's a curse.

  • 12.15.2012 10:55 PM PDT

I don't see how it would be any different, meaning I would treat my friend (him/her?) just the same.

[Edited on 12.15.2012 10:57 PM PST]

  • 12.15.2012 10:56 PM PDT

Break down, every single one of you.

This situation would occur in the following four steps.

1) Probably not believe it was him.
2) Once convinces, laugh my but off. Schadenfreude.
3) Marvel at the magic or science that was able to transform him.
4) Help him to get back to his original gender. If this did happen, it wouldn't be his choice.

  • 12.15.2012 11:31 PM PDT
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Thought this was going to be a transgender thread am disappoint

I don't know what I'd do, maybe sex.

  • 12.16.2012 12:28 AM PDT

Posted by: aBlueBookshelf
Goat was famous. Irie was infamous. Gh0st was FaMaS.

My stats in Halol 4

Typical Waypoint post.
no it's "its got to go" you wouldn't say the "it is got to go" would you?

Sex.

  • 12.16.2012 12:33 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

I would have to get a divorce. My best friend is my wife.

That would really suck.

  • 12.16.2012 12:34 AM PDT

It wouldn't bother me much... I think... I hope...

  • 12.16.2012 12:34 AM PDT
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Candy is my life


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
I would have to get a divorce. My best friend is my wife.

That would really suck.


lol

  • 12.16.2012 12:39 AM PDT

Posted by: Dustin 6047
Troll confirmed. I never even insulted you

Posted by: Dustin 6047
OP - You're a dumbass with the reading comprehension skills of a second grader.


Can someone tell me what's wrong with these two, this made me LOL hard.

Great, he was my only guy friend.

Now I'm surrounded by women. Thanks OP.

  • 12.16.2012 12:41 AM PDT


Posted by: Sergeant Kyuun
Great, he was my only guy friend.

Now I'm surrounded by women. Thanks OP.
What's the opposite of a sausage fest?

  • 12.16.2012 12:43 AM PDT

Vae Victis!

Not much would change. We'd still be friends, but I wouldn't go out with them.

  • 12.16.2012 1:03 AM PDT

Posted by: Dropship dude
No, acnboy. Spartain Ken 15 is a lesser being. Much like the bacteria that lives in your shi­t.
Posted by: mike120593
My shi­t bacteria takes offense to that comparison.

Don't make me lel. You won't like me when I lel.

"Holy -blam!-, how did you do that?"

  • 12.16.2012 1:04 AM PDT

I'm 23, I have a house, dog, girlfriend, job and I have no interest in any fanboyism so if you're thinking about sending me a childish PM, don't be surprised when I don't call back.

Would he be hot?

  • 12.16.2012 1:16 AM PDT