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Subject: Say something funny.

This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends;
Not with a bang but a whimper.

My mind was just horribly destroyed by a Physics final. Somebody say something funny. Please?

  • 12.08.2012 3:49 PM PDT

The black wind begins to blow... Okay... give me your best shot... If you're prepared for the void!

No.

  • 12.08.2012 3:50 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

You can't force things like this OP.

I can't make jokes under pressure!

[Edited on 12.08.2012 3:54 PM PST]

  • 12.08.2012 3:50 PM PDT

Your face.......ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • 12.08.2012 3:50 PM PDT

If you clicked on here to ignore my coup, why? Do I look ugly to you? Do I look fat in this dress or what? Jerk.

This is just a something funny thread set up.

  • 12.08.2012 3:50 PM PDT

Woman is plowing field for man. Man
Walks up to woman. Woman says,
"Husband, if I can plow no more,
Will you still love me?"
Man replies, "Do not be silly,
Babushka, for I do not love you
Anyways."
Woman is saddened. Tears in her eyes
freeze from cold, Siberian weather,
Blinding her. She trips on glorious
Russian sinkhole, breaking neck.
Man walks up and speaks, but she is
Already dead.
"This is why I no love you, for true
Russian woman would get up and
Continue working towards good of
Motherland!"
Woman's freezing body looses bowels,
Which enrages Husband, who shouts,
"Even in Death, you disgrace country!"
Husband then uses wife's remains as
Fertilizer for glorious turnip farm.
Such as life in Soviet Russia.

  • 12.08.2012 3:50 PM PDT
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Your 'beliefs' mean less than dick to me.

The wily ostrich sank my boat.

  • 12.08.2012 3:50 PM PDT

Something funny.

  • 12.08.2012 3:50 PM PDT

Roll the dice, try again.

0/10 wnb.

  • 12.08.2012 3:50 PM PDT

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Posted by: jonat1217
No.

  • 12.08.2012 3:50 PM PDT

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken

Something funny.

  • 12.08.2012 3:50 PM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

Something funny.

  • 12.08.2012 3:50 PM PDT

1.) "Crack In Time" - Louder Production Music
2.) "Agressive Sucks" - Moss Landing
3.) Custom Version of "Meet Oscar" - Louder Productions Music
4.) "Behind You Rise" - Distortion Music
5.) "Aurora" - Mark Petrie
6.) "Surge Down - Audio Machine

Original posts right there ^

Take a seat

  • 12.08.2012 3:51 PM PDT

This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends;
Not with a bang but a whimper.

Posted by: Gaara444
Woman is plowing field for man. Man
Walks up to woman. Woman says,
"Husband, if I can plow no more,
Will you still love me?"
Man replies, "Do not be silly,
Babushka, for I do not love you
Anyways."
Woman is saddened. Tears in her eyes
freeze from cold, Siberian weather,
Blinding her. She trips on glorious
Russian sinkhole, breaking neck.
Man walks up and speaks, but she is
Already dead.
"This is why I no love you, for true
Russian woman would get up and
Continue working towards good of
Motherland!"
Woman's freezing body looses bowels,
Which enrages Husband, who shouts,
"Even in Death, you disgrace country!"
Husband then uses wife's remains as
Fertilizer for glorious turnip farm.
Such as life in Soviet Russia.
That is the most horrible funny thing I have ever read. Or heard of. And the rest of you make me laugh by being the stereotypical Flood, so thank you.

  • 12.08.2012 3:52 PM PDT

Yeah you know me, I used to sleep with a straitjacket on.

Watch some fail compilations on YouTube or something...

  • 12.08.2012 3:53 PM PDT

OP

  • 12.08.2012 3:53 PM PDT

Ew, my username. :C

I came up with it when I was 10.

I can't be funny just like that.

  • 12.08.2012 3:53 PM PDT

This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends;
Not with a bang but a whimper.

Posted by: ROFL Wolf1254
Original posts right there ^

Take a seat
What this is I don't even know. But it's awesome.

  • 12.08.2012 3:53 PM PDT

Currently studying Computer Science & Software engineering. Hope to work on mobile devices of the future! When a certain game's credits roll, look out for my name! ;)

You will -blam!- bricks when you see what game it is! =)

No! Dont tell me what to do OP!


OT: There I was, butt cheecks open, penus stiff, eyes staring, when I heard a horrible noise rush out of my canals *poot*. And I truned to see what there was. There was vanila pie, peaches, chocolate sauce, a ginger, wood. And I ran and ran and jumped on my train, when I notice the woman opposite. She was eating the chocolate sauce.

  • 12.08.2012 3:54 PM PDT

Quick as a razor, sharp as a bullet.

Posted by: Gaara444
Woman is plowing field for man. Man
Walks up to woman. Woman says,
"Husband, if I can plow no more,
Will you still love me?"
Man replies, "Do not be silly,
Babushka, for I do not love you
Anyways."
Woman is saddened. Tears in her eyes
freeze from cold, Siberian weather,
Blinding her. She trips on glorious
Russian sinkhole, breaking neck.
Man walks up and speaks, but she is
Already dead.
"This is why I no love you, for true
Russian woman would get up and
Continue working towards good of
Motherland!"
Woman's freezing body looses bowels,
Which enrages Husband, who shouts,
"Even in Death, you disgrace country!"
Husband then uses wife's remains as
Fertilizer for glorious turnip farm.
Such as life in Soviet Russia.

Red/10, would read multiple timings.

  • 12.08.2012 3:54 PM PDT


Posted by: xXIHAYD0IXx
Posted by: Gaara444
Woman is plowing field for man. Man
Walks up to woman. Woman says,
"Husband, if I can plow no more,
Will you still love me?"
Man replies, "Do not be silly,
Babushka, for I do not love you
Anyways."
Woman is saddened. Tears in her eyes
freeze from cold, Siberian weather,
Blinding her. She trips on glorious
Russian sinkhole, breaking neck.
Man walks up and speaks, but she is
Already dead.
"This is why I no love you, for true
Russian woman would get up and
Continue working towards good of
Motherland!"
Woman's freezing body looses bowels,
Which enrages Husband, who shouts,
"Even in Death, you disgrace country!"
Husband then uses wife's remains as
Fertilizer for glorious turnip farm.
Such as life in Soviet Russia.
That is the most horrible funny thing I have ever read. Or heard of. And the rest of you make me laugh by being the stereotypical Flood, so thank you.

You obiviosly have not yet come over to the dark side of humor, there much more horrible, funny jokes, If you know where to find them ;)

[Edited on 12.08.2012 3:57 PM PST]

  • 12.08.2012 3:55 PM PDT

Forever praise Lord Jesus Christ, The Father, The Holy Spirit, the one true Lord Almighty God, and bless all forever in His holy name :)


Posted by: Rahm Emanuel
Something funny.

Posted by: DarkSunnyboy1
Something funny.
Something something something funny.

  • 12.08.2012 3:56 PM PDT

Just call me Whitcher

Onion Invasion was on the spot randomness that I entered when I first got xbox live. I have changed my GT once.

If I go of topic, It's known as Whitchering

So a dyslexic walks into a bra...

  • 12.08.2012 3:57 PM PDT

Posted by: petarded2
but only a scant few of my hooker corpses are arranged in rectangles

you should make like a banana and go -blam!- yourself

  • 12.08.2012 3:58 PM PDT