Posted by: xXIHAYD0IXx
Posted by: Gaara444
Woman is plowing field for man. Man
Walks up to woman. Woman says,
"Husband, if I can plow no more,
Will you still love me?"
Man replies, "Do not be silly,
Babushka, for I do not love you
Anyways."
Woman is saddened. Tears in her eyes
freeze from cold, Siberian weather,
Blinding her. She trips on glorious
Russian sinkhole, breaking neck.
Man walks up and speaks, but she is
Already dead.
"This is why I no love you, for true
Russian woman would get up and
Continue working towards good of
Motherland!"
Woman's freezing body looses bowels,
Which enrages Husband, who shouts,
"Even in Death, you disgrace country!"
Husband then uses wife's remains as
Fertilizer for glorious turnip farm.
Such as life in Soviet Russia. That is the most horrible funny thing I have ever read. Or heard of. And the rest of you make me laugh by being the stereotypical Flood, so thank you.
You obiviosly have not yet come over to the dark side of humor, there much more horrible, funny jokes, If you know where to find them ;)
[Edited on 12.08.2012 3:57 PM PST]