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Subject: Help please flood i need help :(

)Gifted Monkey(

My older brother is taking my girlfriend... this makes me sad. What do, Flud? What do?

  • 12.08.2012 4:07 PM PDT
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stickitinherpooper

  • 12.08.2012 4:07 PM PDT

Currently studying Computer Science & Software engineering. Hope to work on mobile devices of the future! When a certain game's credits roll, look out for my name! ;)

You will -blam!- bricks when you see what game it is! =)

Do the helicopter in front of them while screaming "I love you" in the donald duck voice.

  • 12.08.2012 4:08 PM PDT

Kill your brother.

It's the only illogical solution!

  • 12.08.2012 4:08 PM PDT

Marine Corps.
Semper Fi.

Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
My problems [with Reach] are basically just full parties, mlg, and people who go out of their way not to get killed.

You won't like the solution but you have to man up and deal with it. She is going to communicate with other people throughout her life and you don't want to be "that guy" who tells her not to.

As long as they aren't flirting you're good to go.

  • 12.08.2012 4:08 PM PDT

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"

-Sgt. Johnson

Rub some bacon on it.

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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler

If she's willing to be taken, then maybe something else is the issue?

  • 12.08.2012 4:08 PM PDT


Posted by: FatherlyNick
Do the helicopter in front of them while screaming "I love you" in the donald duck voice.
lololol

This, obviously.

  • 12.08.2012 4:09 PM PDT

Every time I read something that I think is the stupidest thing ever and something can't replace it, something manages to replace it.


Posted by: FatherlyNick
Do the helicopter in front of them while screaming "I love you" in the donald duck voice.


Amazing.

  • 12.08.2012 4:10 PM PDT

I remember when I used this space to put cool looking links to my chapters back in the day. I don't even know why I'm using it now. Why are you even reading this? You must be interested in me. Still reading?

First of all, your older brother is pretty pathetic for doing what he is doing.

  • 12.08.2012 4:11 PM PDT

)Gifted Monkey(

Helicopter it is... but I can't do the donald duck voice...

  • 12.08.2012 4:12 PM PDT

Currently studying Computer Science & Software engineering. Hope to work on mobile devices of the future! When a certain game's credits roll, look out for my name! ;)

You will -blam!- bricks when you see what game it is! =)


Posted by: l ODST Romeo I
Helicopter it is... but I can't do the donald duck voice...


Trust me, Im a programmer.

  • 12.08.2012 4:13 PM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

Beta much?

  • 12.08.2012 4:13 PM PDT

Why don't we just share the hill?

Threesome.

  • 12.08.2012 4:17 PM PDT

)Gifted Monkey(

This guy is a life saver.

  • 12.08.2012 4:17 PM PDT

You unlock this door with the key of inebriation. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of gingers, a dimension of drunks, a dimension of Lucky Charms. You're moving into a land of both beer and potatoes, of marshmallows and leprechauns. You've just crossed over into... the Shamrock Zone.

GT: Agent Shamrock

Whip it out and slowly do the 5 knuckle shuffle while singing, "I want you to want me"

  • 12.08.2012 4:18 PM PDT

Currently studying Computer Science & Software engineering. Hope to work on mobile devices of the future! When a certain game's credits roll, look out for my name! ;)

You will -blam!- bricks when you see what game it is! =)


Posted by: l ODST Romeo I
This guy is a life saver.


He sure is. Now go find a tutorial on how to do the helicopter laika boss.

  • 12.08.2012 4:28 PM PDT

)Gifted Monkey(


Posted by: FatherlyNick

Posted by: l ODST Romeo I
This guy is a life saver.


He sure is. Now go find a tutorial on how to do the helicopter laika boss.

Already did, sir. I got this!!

  • 12.08.2012 5:12 PM PDT

Currently studying Computer Science & Software engineering. Hope to work on mobile devices of the future! When a certain game's credits roll, look out for my name! ;)

You will -blam!- bricks when you see what game it is! =)


Posted by: l ODST Romeo I

Posted by: FatherlyNick

Posted by: l ODST Romeo I
This guy is a life saver.


He sure is. Now go find a tutorial on how to do the helicopter laika boss.

Already did, sir. I got this!!


All the pooseh is yours now.

  • 12.08.2012 5:13 PM PDT

Evil, always finds a way!
Gnarl: Overlord

Get naked, take a dump and smear it all over your chest, hide in your brothers closet and when he opens it you jump out and hug him as hard as you can

seriously, nobody wants to date someone who has a retarded brother, she's all yours

  • 12.08.2012 5:14 PM PDT

The human element always mucks things up.

Carve his eyes out and present them as an offering to her.

  • 12.08.2012 5:14 PM PDT

Toast in envelope method.

  • 12.08.2012 5:19 PM PDT
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Yup.

That's actually pretty messed up.

  • 12.08.2012 5:27 PM PDT
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Halo CE- Amazing
Halo 2- Revolutionary
Halo 3- Masterpiece
Halo Reach- The Black Sheep of the bunch
Halo 4- Incredible

Did you know that 93% of all statistics on the internet are made up on the spot, and that 68% of readers believe them?

Umm.. That's shady. And you should be happy that you dodged a bullet with that one because you wouldn't want a girl who'd do that to you anyway.

  • 12.08.2012 5:45 PM PDT
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Well, if your girlfriend is going to run off with someone else then you probably shouldn't be with her to begin with.

Break up with her then tell your brother you don't appreciate the antics.

  • 12.08.2012 5:47 PM PDT

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