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Subject: You Are Now Pregnant With My Child!

So honey, what should we name our new beautiful baby?



Due to my superior sperm, this baby is abortion proof. Also, I dont care if your a man, your still pregnant.

  • 12.08.2012 4:19 PM PDT
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STFU PLS

  • 12.08.2012 4:19 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

Vien jr.

How am I pregnant?

  • 12.08.2012 4:19 PM PDT
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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler


Posted by: Streptomyces
STFU PLS

That's an odd name.
I would name it Flud.

  • 12.08.2012 4:20 PM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

Mistake 001.

  • 12.08.2012 4:20 PM PDT


Posted by: Streptomyces
STFU PLS

I agree. We shall name our child Steve.

  • 12.08.2012 4:20 PM PDT


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Vien jr.

How am I pregnant?

One word.












Love

  • 12.08.2012 4:21 PM PDT

were together now friends forever now, whatever comes our way we wont run away.

we should name it pokemon

  • 12.08.2012 4:21 PM PDT

"There's a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I'd like to think that I walk that line every day."

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
How am I pregnant?
Well, you see, when a mommy Sangheili and a daddy Sangheili love each other very much . . .

  • 12.08.2012 4:21 PM PDT

Ohai, I'm Loscocco (pronounced Loss-cocoa). I'm a college student (computer science major), 3D animator, and long-time Halo player.

Ben Dover.

TeeheeHEEHEEEHEEEHEEEHEEE!

  • 12.08.2012 4:21 PM PDT
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lets name it Terminator 1000

  • 12.08.2012 4:22 PM PDT

(^}>

Toby Lerone.

  • 12.08.2012 4:22 PM PDT

If you want to bang your head to hardcore dubstep then ♫ Muffler-Machine ♫ is for you!
Now remember, this is my theme song >:A
Note: Make sure your head is away from your desk unless you want to suffer major brain injuries.

Have fun on the flood, if you go there!o(╥﹏╥)o

Initials BBFM baby born from man.

  • 12.08.2012 4:22 PM PDT
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You my baby daddy?

  • 12.08.2012 4:23 PM PDT

Currently studying Computer Science & Software engineering. Hope to work on mobile devices of the future! When a certain game's credits roll, look out for my name! ;)

You will -blam!- bricks when you see what game it is! =)

Hm... giving birth will sure hurt... I better get my urethra ready py shuving banans into it.

  • 12.08.2012 4:23 PM PDT

Your baby dies becuase I have no -blam!- or umbellical cord and he would also phneumonia and a disease that only I have.

  • 12.08.2012 4:24 PM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

WHAT THE-

GET THIS PARASITE OUT OF ME!!! D: HOW THE HELL CAN I EVEN GET PREGNANT?!? I'M A MAN!

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  • 12.08.2012 4:27 PM PDT


Posted by: Savage Opress
Your baby dies becuase I have no -blam!- or umbellical cord and he would also phneumonia and a disease that only I have.

Have you ever seen Alien? Cuz thats how it happens

  • 12.08.2012 4:28 PM PDT
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Mr. Mom.

  • 12.08.2012 4:28 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

I think you mean you're pregnant with mine.

His name will be Alexander. And it will be a boy.

  • 12.08.2012 4:29 PM PDT


Posted by: And Im Here Too
I think you mean you're pregnant with mine.

His name will be Alexander. And it will be a boy.

Im sorry, thats impossible.

  • 12.08.2012 4:31 PM PDT


Posted by: George S Patton

Posted by: Savage Opress
Your baby dies becuase I have no -blam!- or umbellical cord and he would also phneumonia and a disease that only I have.

Have you ever seen Alien? Cuz thats how it happens
Really? In that case you won't be alive to see him born....

  • 12.08.2012 4:36 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

Posted by: George S Patton

Posted by: And Im Here Too
I think you mean you're pregnant with mine.

His name will be Alexander. And it will be a boy.

Im sorry, thats impossible.


It must not be, since I don't get pregnant. I can, however, impregnate anything that lives. And quite a few things that don't.

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  • 12.08.2012 4:37 PM PDT
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*Waits patiently for birth stabs it to death*

  • 12.08.2012 4:37 PM PDT

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