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Subject: My Act of Kindness For Today

I was walking down the street today when a homeless piece of -blam!- approached me to beg for food. Normally, I ignore this sort of thing but this time, I got an idea for how to teach this guy a lesson. I told him that if he would wait right there, I would be right back with something to give him in a few minutes.

I went to a nearby pizza shop a bought a large pizza to go. Once outside, I went into an alley for a bit of privacy. I threw the pizza in the trash, and -blam!- in the box, making sure to close it tightly afterwards. Then, I hurried back to where I left the homeless trash before the box could get cold. I told him "I could tell you really needed this, so here you go." and handed him the box.

"Thank you so much man! My kids and I were starving!" he said as he took the box from my hands.

I stared into his eyes as he opened the box, then kicked him in the balls and walked away.

I did a good thing today, Flood.

  • 12.08.2012 6:23 PM PDT

The black wind begins to blow... Okay... give me your best shot... If you're prepared for the void!

*claps*

  • 12.08.2012 6:23 PM PDT
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-blam!- you

  • 12.08.2012 6:23 PM PDT

I am open to doing free clan tags for anyone. Contact me on my deviant art profile through a note and NOT on my comments page as they will not be acknowledged.

Click on the "My Homepage" button to be directed to my page.

A bid for attention OP?

  • 12.08.2012 6:24 PM PDT


Posted by: jonat1217
*claps*


*bows*

  • 12.08.2012 6:24 PM PDT


Posted by: iwritestories
-blam!- you

Why? Homeless people are no different than cancer patients or the elderly. They're all worthless pieces of -blam!- who should be ground up into dog food.

  • 12.08.2012 6:25 PM PDT

I can understand if he's asking for money, but for food? Come on man that's just cruel.

  • 12.08.2012 6:25 PM PDT

The black wind begins to blow... Okay... give me your best shot... If you're prepared for the void!


Posted by: Ich Immer Winne

Posted by: iwritestories
-blam!- you

Why? Homeless people are no different than cancer patients or the elderly. They're all worthless pieces of -blam!- who should be ground up into dog food.


*stops clapping*

I don't even...

  • 12.08.2012 6:26 PM PDT

Congratulations. You're literate!

Posted by: Ich Immer Winne
Posted by: iwritestories
-blam!- you

Why? Homeless people are no different than cancer patients or the elderly. They're all worthless pieces of -blam!- who should be ground up into dog food.
0/10

  • 12.08.2012 6:27 PM PDT


Posted by: jonat1217

Posted by: Ich Immer Winne

Posted by: iwritestories
-blam!- you

Why? Homeless people are no different than cancer patients or the elderly. They're all worthless pieces of -blam!- who should be ground up into dog food.


*stops clapping*

I don't even...

Wake up kid, this is how the real world works.

  • 12.08.2012 6:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: jonat1217

Posted by: Ich Immer Winne

Posted by: iwritestories
-blam!- you

Why? Homeless people are no different than cancer patients or the elderly. They're all worthless pieces of -blam!- who should be ground up into dog food.


*stops clapping*

I don't even...


OP, you dont have to be a dick. It's ok to give them food. I wouldnt give them money cause they would just waste it on beer or drugs.

  • 12.08.2012 6:27 PM PDT

What you see with me is what you get. I would rather be hated for what I am than loved for something that I'm not.

I am who I am, not who you want me to be. Your approval isn't needed and your opinion isn't required or desired.

That'll do pig. That'll do.

  • 12.08.2012 6:28 PM PDT
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Obviouse troll is obviouse.

  • 12.08.2012 6:28 PM PDT

Jokes on you op he will probably find the pizza in the trash!

  • 12.08.2012 6:28 PM PDT

Posted by: petarded2
but only a scant few of my hooker corpses are arranged in rectangles

i nominate OP as president for life of haiti

  • 12.08.2012 6:29 PM PDT

The black wind begins to blow... Okay... give me your best shot... If you're prepared for the void!


Posted by: Ich Immer Winne

Posted by: jonat1217

Posted by: Ich Immer Winne

Posted by: iwritestories
-blam!- you

Why? Homeless people are no different than cancer patients or the elderly. They're all worthless pieces of -blam!- who should be ground up into dog food.


*stops clapping*

I don't even...

Wake up kid, this is how the real world works.


I understand how you'd hate the homeless but, cancer patients and the elderly? C'mon, man.

  • 12.08.2012 6:29 PM PDT


Posted by: iwritestories

Posted by: jonat1217

Posted by: Ich Immer Winne

Posted by: iwritestories
-blam!- you

Why? Homeless people are no different than cancer patients or the elderly. They're all worthless pieces of -blam!- who should be ground up into dog food.


*stops clapping*

I don't even...


OP, you dont have to be a dick. It's ok to give them food. I wouldnt give them money cause they would just waste it on beer or drugs.

Giving them food is like rewarding a dog for begging at the table. You need to punish them or they'll never learn.

  • 12.08.2012 6:30 PM PDT


Posted by: Ich Immer Winne

OP is clearly reeling back from heartbreak.

what did she do OP? play with another boy in the sandbox?

  • 12.08.2012 6:30 PM PDT


Posted by: lI Maverick lI
I hope it was diarrhea. Bravo OP!

Unfortunately it was not, but it was still quite soft (maybe a little thicker than chocolate mousse) and very pungent.

  • 12.08.2012 6:31 PM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

+1 Faith in humanity. You should be a saint and have a holiday in your honor.

  • 12.08.2012 6:32 PM PDT


Posted by: BerzerkCommando
+1 Faith in humanity. You should be a saint and have a holiday in your honor.

It's difficult work, but someone needs to do it.

  • 12.08.2012 6:33 PM PDT

Am I suppose to care?

  • 12.08.2012 6:35 PM PDT


Posted by: Savage Opress
Am I suppose to care?

Since you took to time to make a public declaration of how little this means to you, so that everyone would see how much you don't care, it would seem that you already do care.

  • 12.08.2012 6:38 PM PDT


Posted by: Ich Immer Winne

Posted by: iwritestories
-blam!- you

Why? Homeless people are no different than cancer patients or the elderly. They're all worthless pieces of -blam!- who should be ground up into dog food.

You're a spoiled sixth grader that has never done anything productive in life right?

  • 12.08.2012 6:39 PM PDT

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