I was walking down the street today when a homeless piece of -blam!- approached me to beg for food. Normally, I ignore this sort of thing but this time, I got an idea for how to teach this guy a lesson. I told him that if he would wait right there, I would be right back with something to give him in a few minutes.
I went to a nearby pizza shop a bought a large pizza to go. Once outside, I went into an alley for a bit of privacy. I threw the pizza in the trash, and -blam!- in the box, making sure to close it tightly afterwards. Then, I hurried back to where I left the homeless trash before the box could get cold. I told him "I could tell you really needed this, so here you go." and handed him the box.
"Thank you so much man! My kids and I were starving!" he said as he took the box from my hands.
I stared into his eyes as he opened the box, then kicked him in the balls and walked away.
I did a good thing today, Flood.