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Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

No no no! No! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • 12.08.2012 7:15 PM PDT
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Needs more pen0r description.

Like Mr. Garrison said, women just skim along until they get to the part about the pen0r.

  • 12.08.2012 7:15 PM PDT
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I lov teh rabbits nd wanna life off a da fatta da land.

I already have a hard-on and I haven't even read it yet.

  • 12.08.2012 7:15 PM PDT
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I aim to please.

I don't get it. Is this supposed to be a bee pollinating a flower?

  • 12.08.2012 7:16 PM PDT

Gather around the campfire, once it goes out, it's out for good.

Neck holes are often called stomas.

  • 12.08.2012 7:17 PM PDT


Posted by: Defogner
I positioned my long nose above her neck hole and licked the fingers that came out of it. The daisys were yelling at me to stop with the foreplay, my nose entered the neck hole


dafuq.

  • 12.08.2012 7:17 PM PDT

You haven't seen erotic fiction till you've seen my troll posts in a brony thread

  • 12.08.2012 7:19 PM PDT

DEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE DEEEEE

OP made me throw up.

  • 12.08.2012 7:19 PM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

Just when I thought I was done fapping, you post this.

  • 12.08.2012 7:20 PM PDT
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"Better a little which is well done, than a great deal imperfectly." - Plato


Posted by: devastat0r09
OP made me throw up.


LOL... and you haven't even read the Cheerios one yet.

  • 12.08.2012 7:21 PM PDT

10/10 would buy

  • 12.08.2012 7:22 PM PDT

< You touch my tush? >

10/10

Would read again.

  • 12.08.2012 7:22 PM PDT

Marine Corps.
Semper Fi.

Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
My problems [with Reach] are basically just full parties, mlg, and people who go out of their way not to get killed.

I tried to read 50 Shades of Grey. I guess the storyline is not so bad but the writing style is horrendous. That will be all.

  • 12.08.2012 7:22 PM PDT

My Brahman is ready.

why

  • 12.08.2012 7:22 PM PDT