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Subject: Best way to make an excuse

Now I'm now asking for this, I am simply going to give advice on making excuses

Now what I've learned is that the most believable excuse regardless of your acting talents should always be one that's not too obvious, but not completely unbelievable

Examples of obvious ones:

Printer ran out of ink
Lost it
Forgot it (even if you actually forgot it)
The bus was late

The trick is to say something like this:

"I think I handed it in to my other teacher" *check bag* "yeah I handed in the wrong one"

"The disability ramp on the bus wouldn't roll up so I had to wait for the next one"

I am now 18 and are in no need of these excuses anymore

Take my wisdom and use it

  • 12.09.2012 6:08 AM PDT
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Or you could just copy and paste things related to the homework. You would still be handing something in.

  • 12.09.2012 6:09 AM PDT

The Universe demands to be noticed, to be seen, and dutifully noted.

What use all those incredible firework dimensions if no eye fixes and reflects, no brain takes notes, no heart moves with passion at the display?

NASA answers the silent cry of the Cosmos for recognition.

NASA is the witness and we fellow witnesses to the endless deeps.

--> When you have to submit an assignment via email, submit a blank pages document or insert a random extension at the end of your word document.

  • 12.09.2012 6:11 AM PDT

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--> When you have to submit an assignment via email, submit a blank pages document or insert a random extension at the end of your word document.
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assignment running late?

1. Copy a random new article from google to the document and make sure it includes pictures.

2. open the file in notepad

3. delete random chunks of text

4. send the unreadable document to your teacher

5. by the time he/she opens it and contacts you that the file is damaged you've had plenty of time to do the assignment properly

6. profit

  • 12.09.2012 6:19 AM PDT