"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."
"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."
"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."
Knock them out, tie them to a chair, then cut the banana into three pieces. After that, plug their nose with as much as necessary, then jam what's left down their throat. If it's not enough to choke them, just use a wet rag.