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Subject: Ever tried to kill someone by Microwaving them?

You have to wait until they're asleep then put their head in a microwave.
THEY LITERALLY EXPLODE.

  • 12.09.2012 9:06 AM PDT

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  • 12.09.2012 9:06 AM PDT

OP is -blam!- up.

  • 12.09.2012 9:07 AM PDT

You made a thread like a minute ago

  • 12.09.2012 9:07 AM PDT
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  • 12.09.2012 9:07 AM PDT

Have you ever tried injecting helium into someone's head until their eyeballs pop out?

Fun stuff...

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  • 12.09.2012 9:07 AM PDT


Posted by: Spirit of Ember
Have you tried injecting helium into someone's head until their eyeballs pop out?

Fun stuff...
You should've made a thread xD

  • 12.09.2012 9:08 AM PDT

Lt. Dan I brought you some ice cream. Lt. Dan.. ice creaaam!

How do you close the microwave door. Op is a failure at logic.

  • 12.09.2012 9:09 AM PDT

Pootis

You'd have to saw their head off to see it explode. Unless you can get a giant microwave...

  • 12.09.2012 9:09 AM PDT

HEY NINJAS!! OVER HERE!!!

  • 12.09.2012 9:10 AM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."

I find it's easier to just beat them to death with it. A few hits to the head, then they're out. Beyond that point, just keep hitting them until their brains start to leak out through their nose and ears, and their pulse stops.

  • 12.09.2012 9:10 AM PDT

Binman, NO!

  • 12.09.2012 9:10 AM PDT

GAAAAYYY

No they dont fit. :'( Someone please help.

  • 12.09.2012 9:11 AM PDT

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  • 12.09.2012 9:11 AM PDT

It's Pokémon, not Pokemon!

Just stop with these threads.

  • 12.09.2012 9:11 AM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."


Posted by: Prototype117
No they dont fit. :'( Someone please help.
Then use an oven...but sadly, even that only works for small children and midgets. :/

  • 12.09.2012 9:12 AM PDT


Posted by: BF117HALO
Binman, NO!

I must sacrifice myself.

  • 12.09.2012 9:19 AM PDT

Currently studying Computer Science & Software engineering. Hope to work on mobile devices of the future! When a certain game's credits roll, look out for my name! ;)

You will -blam!- bricks when you see what game it is! =)

I microwaved a spider once.

  • 12.09.2012 9:22 AM PDT

GAAAAYYY


Posted by: True Deception

Posted by: Prototype117
No they dont fit. :'( Someone please help.
Then use an oven...but sadly, even that only works for small children and midgets. :/

But will they explode?

  • 12.09.2012 9:22 AM PDT

Currently studying Computer Science & Software engineering. Hope to work on mobile devices of the future! When a certain game's credits roll, look out for my name! ;)

You will -blam!- bricks when you see what game it is! =)

If you really want to see random crap being microwaved, watch this.

  • 12.09.2012 9:25 AM PDT