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Subject: Ever tried to kill someone with a carpet?

We were at a carpet store and I pushed one of those giant rolls over and it squished this dumb person who didn't move I even warned them.

  • 12.09.2012 9:11 AM PDT
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These threads are boring.

  • 12.09.2012 9:12 AM PDT

Lt. Dan I brought you some ice cream. Lt. Dan.. ice creaaam!

Lol ur funny jk ur not.

  • 12.09.2012 9:12 AM PDT


Posted by: Mastergee
These threads are boring.
Make your own.

  • 12.09.2012 9:12 AM PDT

No never, but if you continue, I will.

  • 12.09.2012 9:12 AM PDT

Why don't we just share the hill?

No, when I'm buying a carpet I'm generally nice enough to ask the person to move.

  • 12.09.2012 9:12 AM PDT
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Posted by: Binman59

Posted by: Mastergee
These threads are boring.
Make your own.


I don't have anything to make a thread about, neither do you by the looks of how tragic these threads are.

[Edited on 12.09.2012 9:14 AM PST]

  • 12.09.2012 9:13 AM PDT

http://i.imgur.com/fsISj.png

Inb4 "Ever tried to kill someone with a porch" thread.

  • 12.09.2012 9:13 AM PDT


Posted by: annoyinginge
Inb4 "Ever tried to kill someone with a porch" thread.


Damn, ninja'd

  • 12.09.2012 9:14 AM PDT

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Posted by: annoyinginge
Inb4 "Ever tried to kill someone with a porch" thread.
Now you're just giving them ideas.

  • 12.09.2012 9:14 AM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."

Ooo, multiple possibilities for this. Dropped from a high elevation, assuming it's rolled up and a decent size, could do some damage. Roll someone up in it for suffocation. If you have some industrial adhesive, you could stick them to it so that they'd have to rip off their skin to become unattached.

  • 12.09.2012 9:15 AM PDT


Posted by: annoyinginge
Inb4 "Ever tried to kill someone with a porch" thread.
Maybe another day.

  • 12.09.2012 9:24 AM PDT