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Subject: How does master chief wipe his arse?
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I need to know?

  • 12.09.2012 10:07 AM PDT

Proud Spartan II, COG soldier, Hero of time, and crowbar wielding scientist.

Sand paper.


Grade negative ten hundred billion.

[Edited on 12.09.2012 10:16 AM PST]

  • 12.09.2012 10:08 AM PDT

he doesn't need to

he has a vacuum and a hose built into his suit

  • 12.09.2012 10:08 AM PDT

Key

The suit does it for him. It was included in his suit upgrade. It's done through a very complicated system mainly involving space magic and "artistic license".

©

  • 12.09.2012 10:08 AM PDT

Suit cleans it for him

  • 12.09.2012 10:10 AM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.

Butt flap.

  • 12.09.2012 10:11 AM PDT


Posted by: Etrnlknightmare
Sand paper.


Grade ten hundred billion.
you realise that's really fine, right?

  • 12.09.2012 10:12 AM PDT

His suit has a built-in bidet.

  • 12.09.2012 10:13 AM PDT

I have a banana booty!

They installed the AAW system.


Automatic
Ass
Wiper

  • 12.09.2012 10:26 AM PDT

ITT: people answer a troll.

  • 12.09.2012 10:39 AM PDT

Well....he would have to drop a deuce at some point, so my question is, how does he do that?

  • 12.09.2012 10:43 AM PDT


Posted by: Ex0 Dante
ITT: people answer a troll.

  • 12.09.2012 10:44 AM PDT

Step 1: Take off armour.
Step 2: Wipe arse with what ever is available.
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: Profit.

  • 12.09.2012 10:45 AM PDT
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Basically, spartans crap and urinate in their armor. The gel layer in the armor recycles the urine and breaks fecal matter down on contact. The black underskin of the armor contains this gel layer. It is flush with the skin and I would hope keeps them clean.

  • 12.09.2012 10:55 AM PDT
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Remember what Sergeant Vau told us: Eat your vegtable capsules.


Posted by: Lazy bazooka
Step 1: Take off armour.
Step 2: Wipe arse with what ever is available.
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: Profit.

  • 12.09.2012 10:56 AM PDT

A competitive players main goal is to win.
A casuals main goal is to have fun regardless of whether that results in a win or loss.
It has nothing to do with individual skill or knowledge, it has to do with the reason you play.


Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Butt flap.


I lol'd.

  • 12.09.2012 10:57 AM PDT