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Subject: Santa cannot possibly live on the North Pole.
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The only plausible that he would need a gigantic factory, with tons of cheap labor and easy access to raw materials. Also, it is completely impossible for him to visit every child in the world in under one night: the sheer speeds he would need would completely vaporise him, his reindeers and the presents (which, by the way, cannot be contained in one single bag). Therefore, Santa needs a huge shipping business that can reach all over the world.

And who has lots of cheap labour, factories everywhere and ships goods to everyone?

China.

It is now revealed gentlemen. Santa is China. There is no other explanation.

  • 12.09.2012 11:44 AM PDT
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There is no Santa.

[Edited on 12.09.2012 11:45 AM PST]

  • 12.09.2012 11:45 AM PDT

Lt. Dan I brought you some ice cream. Lt. Dan.. ice creaaam!


Posted by: chronicaddict420
Spoiler alert
There is no Santa.


Prove it.

  • 12.09.2012 11:46 AM PDT

☆☆☆Does anyone even read this?☆☆☆

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Posted by: snip3r dud33
Honestly, this is a good cover up for all the idiots who won't know its a cover up .


Posted by: chronicaddict420
Spoiler alert





There is no Santa.


You just made my day.

  • 12.09.2012 11:46 AM PDT

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Posted by: markwil1992

Posted by: chronicaddict420
Spoiler alert
There is no Santa.


Prove it.

Reindeer don't fly
Fat people can't fit through chimnies
Fat people can't fly around the world, stopping at every house to eat and give presents in one night

  • 12.09.2012 11:48 AM PDT


Posted by: deathjudge2006

Posted by: markwil1992

Posted by: chronicaddict420
Spoiler alert
There is no Santa.


Prove it.

Reindeer don't fly
Fat people can't fit through chimnies
Fat people can't fly around the world, stopping at every house to eat and give presents in one night

Unless he has the power to make copies of himself!

  • 12.09.2012 11:49 AM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

THE EARTH IS A SQUARE, SO SANTA JUST THROWS THE PRESENTS OVER EACH EDGE.
DON'T QUESTION MAH CHILDHOOD!

  • 12.09.2012 11:50 AM PDT

"What are we holding on to, Sam?"
"That there's some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for."

I laughed uncontrollably at the last statement. Thanks for making my day.

  • 12.09.2012 11:50 AM PDT


Posted by: deathjudge2006

Posted by: markwil1992

Posted by: chronicaddict420
Spoiler alert
There is no Santa.


Prove it.

Reindeer don't fly
Fat people can't fit through chimnies
Fat people can't fly around the world, stopping at every house to eat and give presents in one night

You sure?

  • 12.09.2012 11:52 AM PDT

Derp


Posted by: markwil1992

Posted by: chronicaddict420
Spoiler alert
There is no Santa.


Prove it.
You made the claim, you prove it.

  • 12.09.2012 11:52 AM PDT

What I think you are all forgetting is that Santa transcends space and time.

  • 12.09.2012 11:54 AM PDT

Lt. Dan I brought you some ice cream. Lt. Dan.. ice creaaam!


Posted by: magicmagininja

Posted by: markwil1992

Posted by: chronicaddict420
Spoiler alert
There is no Santa.


Prove it.
You made the claim, you prove it.


No, he said there's no santa so he has to prove it.

  • 12.09.2012 11:55 AM PDT

Twitter - The Best song in the world I Send me teh friend request.

Here there, baby.

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I hope you die in a fire.

Very relevant.

  • 12.09.2012 11:55 AM PDT

That explains why santa wears red....

  • 12.09.2012 11:57 AM PDT

Santa only delivers to like an 1/8 of the world if you consider Christian Children the only recipients of Santa's presents.

  • 12.09.2012 11:57 AM PDT

Never say you're bored. Never say you're satisfied with the world. Never stop doubting or questioning things. Always wonder. Always think. But always take time to drop your guard, you don't have to be smart all the time.

Santa rewrote his history and has sufficiently advanced technology to go around the world, give presents,etc.

  • 12.09.2012 11:58 AM PDT
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Posted by: markwil1992

Posted by: magicmagininja

Posted by: markwil1992

Posted by: chronicaddict420
Spoiler alert
There is no Santa.


Prove it.
You made the claim, you prove it.


No, he said there's no santa so he has to prove it.


It appears I have rustled some jimmies.

  • 12.09.2012 12:00 PM PDT

Key

Actually he was a thing before China became an industrial superpower and therefore your point is irrelevant. He's forever-years-old.+

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  • 12.09.2012 12:04 PM PDT

Allons-y!

Santa has a TARDIS.



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  • 12.09.2012 12:20 PM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

Quick, somebody call the History Channel!

  • 12.09.2012 12:22 PM PDT

How do you know? Santa could have some kind of powers that allow him to do that

  • 12.09.2012 12:22 PM PDT

What the hell is the first sentence supposed to say?

  • 12.09.2012 12:23 PM PDT
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In my opinion, I don't care who laughs last or first. As long as I laugh in the process, everything is good.

This must mean... China does not exist, correct?

Posted by: chronicaddict420
Spoiler alert





There is no Santa.

  • 12.09.2012 12:24 PM PDT