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Subject: advantages of being fat
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1. you have an excuse to eat more so you can have more delicious food in your belly
2. there are some people who like fat people so you will never be a virgin if fat
3. there are charitys for fat people so they will give you money
4. you have an excuse to game more bcuz your fat and cant do anything else
5. fat people are respected in the community instead of skinny anorexia people
6. you can take more punches and hits with a gun if fat instead of being skinny.
7. you have more strength and power when fat
8. most fat people has the best life experience
9. and so many more reasons
10. you can get down a hill with little to no effort.

i hope you people have also a positive view of being fat instead of a negative one.
have a nice day people

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  • 12.09.2012 11:47 AM PDT
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10. You can get down a hill with little to no effort.

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you can look stupid

  • 12.09.2012 11:48 AM PDT
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Number 5...

Lmfao.

  • 12.09.2012 11:48 AM PDT
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You're rarely cold?

  • 12.09.2012 11:48 AM PDT

"What are we holding on to, Sam?"
"That there's some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for."

Why do you guys make threads like this at least twice a week?

  • 12.09.2012 11:48 AM PDT

Lt. Dan I brought you some ice cream. Lt. Dan.. ice creaaam!


Posted by: chronicaddict420
10. You can get down a hill with little to no effort.


I'm sure you realize that it becomes much harder to go uphill when you're fat.

  • 12.09.2012 11:49 AM PDT

Alt account #4 because i can!

lol

  • 12.09.2012 11:49 AM PDT

TRU7H. CARNAGE. BUNGIE


Dear OP,

  • 12.09.2012 11:51 AM PDT
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Posted by: markwil1992

Posted by: chronicaddict420
10. You can get down a hill with little to no effort.


I'm sure you realize that it becomes much harder to go uphill when you're fat.


Sounds like a personal problem. I'm just saying they can really hit the ground rolling.

  • 12.09.2012 11:51 AM PDT
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being fat is ftw

  • 12.09.2012 11:59 AM PDT

BTW Elites rule!

And I am probably just trolling you right now....especially if it is a controversial thread

How does it work with girls? Just wondering...

  • 12.09.2012 12:00 PM PDT

11. Your warmer
12. You can retracted the bullet(s)

  • 12.09.2012 12:02 PM PDT

You're either first or you're last.

You'll never amount to anything, go back under your bridge.

I mean, when you have truly delicious food you can inhale more of it. Thus perpetuating your fatness.

Having to watch what I eat to maintain abs is...meh

  • 12.09.2012 12:04 PM PDT

Lol'd at 6.

  • 12.09.2012 12:08 PM PDT

Also, you get an increased chance of dying before your time, I bet thats a bonus.

  • 12.09.2012 12:09 PM PDT
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11. You have American Rights

  • 12.09.2012 12:09 PM PDT
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14. Use it as a crutch.

From what I've seen, you can use it as a crutch to get people to sympathize with you. Well, pretty much, you can easily manipulate people. If you don't like someone, telling others that the target individual hates you solely because you're fat will make them totally judge that guy.

I only know this because I was the guy who was judged. :/

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  • 12.09.2012 12:09 PM PDT

Driven by success.
Follow me if you wish:@JamilDeanTriaa

This is absolutely gold. 10/10.

  • 12.09.2012 12:17 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.

11. You can dress up as and accurately portray Santa Claus.

  • 12.09.2012 12:18 PM PDT