John is on his way to a big corporation meeting. He opened the door and was greeted by robert, "ready for our poker game"? John said, to which Robert replied "you know i always pay you to lose and see whats coming at poker games". John smiled "Not this time, i have a ace in my back pocket im going to slip into my hand" I thought. John walked through the door and into the office. "Put the card deck away john" Robert said, John did.
"Before we go over the poker game we need to go over the polls" said robert. Robert walked over to his slide show presentation and was then infuriated "I said put the godamn deck away john, stop shuffling it"! John started furiously shuffling the deck to make robert angry. "Godamit john" Robert slapped the deck out of johns hand. You hear a giggle and realize this is being filmed infront of a live audience.
"Look at these godamn polls John" robert said, I finally looked at the polls. 4d = w+h. "ok i get it 4 ducks in wyoming, just like last quarter" John said, Robert struts up and slaps him across the face "Do you have any idea what this going to do to us, 1 quarter of ducks is ok, but you can only have something that doesn't make any sense for so long, John,were ruined"!
It took a long time for it to sink in, it was painful, the worse part of it was i was john but at the same time i was the narrator. Then someone in the audience threw up. "Thats it" John thought, "he still owes me a poker game"! He walked up to Robert and sat at the table and just layed down the deck, without saying anything. Robert instantly caught the subtle ques, he understood this would be their last game.
Robert spun the chair around and sat on it backwords, leaning forward on the back support of the chair, they were like elementary school chairs, and he had to look as cool as possible sitting in one. John was not intimidated. He shuffled the deck, and shuffled the deck, and shuffl-"godamn it john stop shuffling the deck" Robert said, the game was on.
The game was slow for a while, we won back on forth with 2 pairs, we werent betting anything or using chips so it was just a matter of time before i won. Someone in the audience was telling John Roberts hands, yet noone was telling Robert anything, it was obvious who they favored. It was the moment of truth, John was going to switch out his 2 of clubs for the ace in his pocket. Little did he know the chocolate in his back pocket had melted on the card. He pulled it out and layed his double aces down. I had a triumphant look on my face, until john saw the cards. "You poo a bit on your card, aye john"? John didn't reply, he was completely defeated. "You know i pity you" Robert said as he got up and left. John was alone forever now, just him and the now dead guy in the audience, turns out he had gastro-intestinal bleeding.
What do you guys think of my comedy, Im probably going to pitch this series to fox. jJust John and Robert living everyday life and the funny situations that come from it is what most episodes will be about.