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Posted by: Defogner
Put a candy cane in your butt and pretend you have a dinosaur tail. Dont think about it just do it!
I've already tried that. The thing broke off in my butt, and dissolved in there. I thought it would make my farts smell good, but I was horribly wrong. When I tried to fart, a weird peppermint -blam!- hybrid paste oozed out. It burned like the searing hand of the devil and didn't go away for days.