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Subject: Classic quotes as brought to you by Commander Palmer

My troll sense is tingling.

I'm sure you're familiar Commander Sarah Palmer from Halo 4 and Spartan Ops, the character whose dialogue is mostly made out of one word; Eggheads. She says it all the damn time and never seems to bother with thinking of an alternative. So, as this brilliantly written character has blessed us with this vocabulary, I say we show effective eggheads really is when used in classic quotes.

ITT: Use quotes from games, movies, shows etc. and replace a word or two with egghead(s). For example:

"There's eggheads in the courtyard!"

"A man chooses, an egghead obeys."

"This is a tasty egghead."

Try it!

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  • 12.09.2012 3:08 PM PDT

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"Spartans never die, they're just eggheads."

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13.72 billion years in the making.

On December 1st, 2012, I met Neil deGrasse Tyson. I shook the man's hand, and even made him laugh. Not much else to do with my life now.

She sucks.

  • 12.09.2012 3:08 PM PDT

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Posted by: WinyPit82
She sucks.
I hear she sucks eggheads.

  • 12.09.2012 3:09 PM PDT

Allons-y!

An egghead for an egghead makes the whole world eggheads.


Eggheads are cool!


I need an egghead.

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I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.

"Eggheads eggheads Eggheads eggheads Eggheads eggheads Eggheads eggheads Eggheads eggheads"

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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

"Don't cross the eggheads"

"Are you an egghead?"

"Are you looking at egghead, huh?"

"Hey Archie, it's Egghead."

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MUSIC AND ART
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The world is like a giant tinderbox. All it takes is someone to light the egghead.

Alduin, Bane of eggheads!

ITSA ME, EGGHEAD!

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So Says Shadroxon.

"To stop an egghead..."

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1st ban on 7-10-2011

Dont you worry about _____ let me worry about ____

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Incomprehensible gibberish.

"Say hello to my little Egghead!"

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"If its covenant blast it to hell" or I think

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Current members of the Gnome Empire:
Fridge Gnome
Freezer Gnome
Blender Gnome
Oven Gnome
Da Chrome Gnome
Zomb1e Gnome

Doctor Egghead

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"If practice makes perfect" and 'nobody's perfect,' then what's the point of practice?"

"Sir. Permission to leave the station."

"For what purpose, Master Chief?"

"To give the eggheads back their bomb."

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"I really need some action"

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In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

Palmer has become a meme

EGGHEAD

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My DeviantArt Gallery - For my Photoshop stuff, go have a look!

Keep your egghead down, there's two of us in here, remember?



I can never think of Palmer the same way again, not since...Commondor Polmor.

  • 12.09.2012 3:13 PM PDT

Wake me, when you need me.

I wish Palmer would just die already...


343i has literally created the worst dialogue I have ever seen.

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13.72 billion years in the making.

On December 1st, 2012, I met Neil deGrasse Tyson. I shook the man's hand, and even made him laugh. Not much else to do with my life now.

Posted by: IBlazin PhoenixI
"Sir. Permission to leave the station."

"For what purpose, Master Chief?"

"To give the eggheads back their bomb."

Keke'd.

  • 12.09.2012 3:13 PM PDT

心の中に弱い風が吹いています。

Aren't eggheads the scientists?

Hingeheads are the Elites.

  • 12.09.2012 3:13 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: Plain Ben
Keep your egghead down, there's two of us in here, remember?



I can never think of Palmer the same way again, not since...Commondor Polmor.


That is fake, everyone knows Palmer is never does any fighting and is never on the battlefield,

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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.

Are we human? Or are we eggheads?

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My troll sense is tingling.


Posted by: A Citizen
I wish Palmer would just die already...


343i has literally created the worst dialogue I have ever seen.

"You are tearing me apart, egghead!"

  • 12.09.2012 3:14 PM PDT

"I will show you how a true Prussian officer fights!"

"And i will show you where the iron crosses grow..."

- "Cross of Iron"

"One shot, one egghead"

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I aim to please.

"Were it so Crimson..."

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Walk the dinosaur!

Some eggheads just want to watch the world burn.

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