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Subject: Classic quotes as brought to you by Commander Palmer

Quick as a razor, sharp as a bullet.

'Eggheads were your allies, Palmer.'

'In that case, you won't mind if we return the eggheads.'

'I'm not doing this for the eggheads.'

  • 12.09.2012 4:48 PM PDT

Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.

Take your stinkin' paws off me you damn dirty egghead.

  • 12.09.2012 4:52 PM PDT

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darthnazgul: Something like... Were it so eggheads.
Tartan 118: Eggheads it so easy.
Dropship: Eggheads eggheads eggheads eggheads.

  • 12.09.2012 4:56 PM PDT

My troll sense is tingling.


Posted by: Dropship dude
darthnazgul: Something like... Were it so eggheads.
Tartan 118: Eggheads it so easy.
Dropship: Eggheads eggheads eggheads eggheads.

I believe I mentioned this at one point; "The council has decided to have you hung by your eggheads, and your corpse paraded throughout the city."

  • 12.09.2012 5:03 PM PDT

Quick as a razor, sharp as a bullet.

I didn't say that, bro. :P That one's just stipud.

I did say there were eggheads in the courtyard.


'They'll need an escort that isn't afraid of a few hostile eggheads.'

I just keep running Halo 2 through my head. :P

  • 12.09.2012 5:03 PM PDT

It's Pokémon, not Pokemon!

Eggheading as usual, I see!

  • 12.09.2012 5:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
A real test of a man is if he is willing to scrape a sharpened razor up and down his junk just to please a woman.

I'M SICK OF THESE MOTHER -blam!- EGGHEADS ON THIS MOTHER -blam!- EGGHEAD!!!

  • 12.09.2012 5:04 PM PDT

Quick as a razor, sharp as a bullet.

'When you first saw eggheads, were you blinded?'

'Blinded?'

'Paralysed? Dumbstruck?'

'NOO.'

[Edited on 12.09.2012 5:05 PM PST]

  • 12.09.2012 5:04 PM PDT
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[Edited on 12.09.2012 5:06 PM PST]

  • 12.09.2012 5:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
A real test of a man is if he is willing to scrape a sharpened razor up and down his junk just to please a woman.


Posted by: mr t0kit0s



Posted by: Plain Ben



Commondor Polmor.[/quote]


What the hell...?
Aaaaand nightmares.

  • 12.09.2012 5:06 PM PDT

Quick as a razor, sharp as a bullet.

Posted by: Commander Palmer
Eggheads hurt :(

Fixed.

  • 12.09.2012 5:06 PM PDT
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To egghead, or not to egghead.

m i doin it rite?

  • 12.09.2012 5:07 PM PDT

OP is a butthurt egghead.

  • 12.09.2012 5:07 PM PDT

What? People read these?

Miller! Miller! Miller!


Go check it out!

  • 12.09.2012 5:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
A real test of a man is if he is willing to scrape a sharpened razor up and down his junk just to please a woman.

We must take the egghead to mount Egghead or Lord Egghead will return.

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Never put egghead on, Frodo. It wants to be found.

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Harry Egghead is deeeeead!!!! NYHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH!!!
Posted by: Tartan 118
Posted by: Commander Palmer
Eggheads hurt :(

Fixed.
I was about to do that.

  • 12.09.2012 5:09 PM PDT

My troll sense is tingling.


Posted by: Commander Palmer
...

*looks at title bar* I thought you'd be Mythic.

  • 12.09.2012 5:09 PM PDT

This is now my main account. My former account was xKingGhidorahx. I've been on this site since 2009.

"I'd never stab you in the back Shepard, eggheads like you and me... straight to the face."

  • 12.09.2012 5:10 PM PDT

"Take my advice. You ever meet an egghead... make sure she's got eggs."

  • 12.09.2012 5:20 PM PDT

I support PORYGON.

"Try speaking American, it's the only language I understand"-Bandit Keith

"Alas poor Yorik, I knew him... IN AMERICA."-Bandit Keith

"Eggheads. Eggheads everywhere."

  • 12.09.2012 5:20 PM PDT

*covenant attacks*
*Palmer approaches Lasky*
"Sir, I need an egghead"

  • 12.09.2012 5:22 PM PDT


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: Plain Ben
Keep your egghead down, there's two of us in here, remember?



I can never think of Palmer the same way again, not since...Commondor Polmor.
I don't even know why I'm laughing so hard.
you're not the only one.....

  • 12.09.2012 5:24 PM PDT

Crimson!

Crimson.

Crimson?

Crimson?!

Crimson!!

  • 12.09.2012 5:26 PM PDT

1.) "Crack In Time" - Louder Production Music
2.) "Agressive Sucks" - Moss Landing
3.) Custom Version of "Meet Oscar" - Louder Productions Music
4.) "Behind You Rise" - Distortion Music
5.) "Aurora" - Mark Petrie
6.) "Surge Down - Audio Machine

"Crimson don't touch that button! Wait, nevermind the eggheads said its okay, touch the button!"

"To them, you're just an egghead, like me. They need you right now. But when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper. See, their morals, their code... it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of Prometheans. I'll show you, when the chips are down, these... these eggheads? They'll eat each other."

Also, eggheads vs coneheads. Go.

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  • 12.09.2012 5:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: DngerlyAwkwrd
"Time was your ally, human. But now it has abandoned you. The Eggheads have returned."
THIS. SO MUCH.

  • 12.09.2012 5:27 PM PDT


Posted by: Commander Palmer
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This hit me harder than it should have

  • 12.09.2012 5:40 PM PDT