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Subject: Classic quotes as brought to you by Commander Palmer

Yo egghead, I herd you like eggheads so we put an egghead in yo egghead so you can egghead while you egghead.

  • 12.10.2012 3:42 AM PDT

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P

"Shall we let the eggheads consume our holy city? Turn High-Charity into another one of their wretched hives. No enemy has ever withstood our might, the eggheads too shall fail."

  • 12.10.2012 3:46 AM PDT

Quod Erat Demonstrandum.

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Posted by: x Foman123 x
Speaking of chuckles, let's all lol at IonicPaul, who makes friends with bugs to make up for his lack of human contact.

Watch the eggheads, Gordon!

  • 12.10.2012 3:51 AM PDT

Here you go.

  • 12.10.2012 3:53 AM PDT
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"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me"

- Batman


Posted by: Sigma Seven
Here you go.

That is actually really funny.

  • 12.10.2012 3:57 AM PDT

"Moooooooo"
-Ghost cow

Hasta la vista, egghead.

  • 12.10.2012 4:03 AM PDT
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Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit

Just when I thought I was out... Eggheads pull me back in.

  • 12.10.2012 4:07 AM PDT

Eggheads. Eggheads never change. Since the dawn of human kind, when our ancestors first discovered the scientific anatomy of rock and bone, science has been spilled in the name of everything: from God to justice to simple, pyscotic analysis. In the year 2557, after millennia of armed conflict, the destructive nature of eggheads could sustain itself no longer. The world was plunged into an abyss of nuclear fire and radiation. But it was not, as some had predicted, the end of the world. Instead, the apocalypse was simply the prologue to another bloody chapter of scientific history. For eggheads had succeeded in destroying the world - but war, war never changes. In the early days, thousands were spared the horrors of the holocaust by taking refuge in enormous underground shelters, known as vaults. But when they emerged, they had only the hell of the wastes to greet them - all except those in Fireteam Crimosn. For on that fateful day, when fire rained from the sky, the giant steel buttons of the Crimson squad became operable... and multiplied. It was here Spartan Ops starts. It is here Spartan Ops will die. Because, in Fireteam Crimson: no one can get enough buttons, and no one can ever... Crimson push that button!

  • 12.10.2012 4:15 AM PDT

Quick as a razor, sharp as a bullet.

For the king! For the king!
For the sake of Skyrim!
For our land, for our home,
For eggheads' blood,
For the Nords, for the gods,
For the sole single egghead,
Dovahkiin, our egghead,
Who'll dawn with eggheads.

  • 12.10.2012 4:16 AM PDT

My troll sense is tingling.

I have a dream that one day this egghead will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all eggheads are created equal."

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Cauldron, the sons of former eggheads and the sons of former egghead owners will be able to sit down together at the table of crimson.

  • 12.10.2012 4:48 AM PDT


Posted by: St Major Dan
Eggheads. Eggheads never change. Since the dawn of human kind, when our ancestors first discovered the scientific anatomy of rock and bone, science has been spilled in the name of everything: from God to justice to simple, pyscotic analysis. In the year 2557, after millennia of armed conflict, the destructive nature of eggheads could sustain itself no longer. The world was plunged into an abyss of nuclear fire and radiation. But it was not, as some had predicted, the end of the world. Instead, the apocalypse was simply the prologue to another bloody chapter of scientific history. For eggheads had succeeded in destroying the world - but war, war never changes. In the early days, thousands were spared the horrors of the holocaust by taking refuge in enormous underground shelters, known as vaults. But when they emerged, they had only the hell of the wastes to greet them - all except those in Fireteam Crimosn. For on that fateful day, when fire rained from the sky, the giant steel buttons of the Crimson squad became operable... and multiplied. It was here Spartan Ops starts. It is here Spartan Ops will die. Because, in Fireteam Crimson: no one can get enough buttons, and no one can ever... Crimson push that button!

i lold

  • 12.10.2012 4:53 AM PDT

This world wants to drag you down... And the weight, that guilt they want to hang around your neck, you don’t have to carry it one more step. You think they won’t let you rest, but it’s not up to them. It never was.

Posted by: DngerlyAwkwrd
"SAY EGGHEAD AGAIN. SAY... EGGHEAD... AGAIN! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE-DARE YOU, MOTHAF***A!"
+1 Should be an actual line in Spops.

  • 12.10.2012 4:59 AM PDT

A competitive players main goal is to win.
A casuals main goal is to have fun regardless of whether that results in a win or loss.
It has nothing to do with individual skill or knowledge, it has to do with the reason you play.


Posted by: AlmondJoy99
I used to be an egghead like you..


I lol'd.

  • 12.10.2012 5:01 AM PDT

Oh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man. By then, it was nothing to me but BLINDING!

Lord, what fools these eggheads be!
-Bill Shakespeare

  • 12.10.2012 5:11 AM PDT

This world wants to drag you down... And the weight, that guilt they want to hang around your neck, you don’t have to carry it one more step. You think they won’t let you rest, but it’s not up to them. It never was.

"What are we holding onto, Palmer?"
"That there are still Eggheads in this world, Crimson... and they're worth pressing buttons for."


[Edited on 12.10.2012 5:59 AM PST]

  • 12.10.2012 5:55 AM PDT

Rain, and Jazz.
Halo: Tactical

I'm either a fool or an inteligent man, depending on how sleepy or angry I am.

I originaly made an account on 07.27.2007 but I wanted to link my GT and made this account. Don't forget your passwords!

Black Eagle, take out those Eggheads.

What are you doing, Black Eagle? Stop bring an Egghead!

Black Eagle, you enjoy Halo 4 right now you Egghead!

Black Eagle, go take out 10,000 hunters with this pea shooter!

Careful Black Eagle, there are Eggheads about!

  • 12.13.2012 10:56 PM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

No. She's really annoying.

  • 12.13.2012 10:59 PM PDT
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"I know not what weapons World War III will be fought with, but I do know that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

-Albert Einstein

Please enjoy my bright, blue eggheads!

  • 12.13.2012 11:03 PM PDT

Message Me Here
Don't be afraid, I don't bite.

Check My Groups Here
Relax, they aren't all pony related.

...which can't really be said about my Deviant Art Page however.

"I hate to admit it to myself and would really hate to admit it to my friends, but... I love this story, I... I... Love reading! I'm an Egghead."

>.>
<.<

  • 12.13.2012 11:04 PM PDT

GOAT

I r egghed hu gun tech u lessn.

  • 12.13.2012 11:04 PM PDT

Rain, and Jazz.
Halo: Tactical

I'm either a fool or an inteligent man, depending on how sleepy or angry I am.

I originaly made an account on 07.27.2007 but I wanted to link my GT and made this account. Don't forget your passwords!

Hold RB to dualwield Eggheads.

  • 12.13.2012 11:12 PM PDT

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.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ---- Bloodshed of the Orphans
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"We exist together now, two eggheads in one grave."

  • 12.13.2012 11:14 PM PDT

Join the Halo Haven group!

ich bin ein egghead.

  • 12.13.2012 11:58 PM PDT

Death to rank junkies.

"EGGHEADS! SHALL NOT! PASS!"

  • 12.14.2012 12:01 AM PDT

<_QuAnTuM_>
What's your talent?
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I can see through windows.

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Like they always say, "You mess with the Helix Nebula, you get the WinyPit82."

Hi there! be sure to click that homepage link!


Posted by: Ryle Cytarai
Posted by: WinyPit82
She sucks.
I hear she sucks eggheads.
what the egghead did you eggheading say to me you little egghead? I'll have you know I trained in egghead warfare and...

May I ask why they call the elites "Hingeheads"? The new spartans seem to hate their enemy more than ever this time.

[Edited on 12.14.2012 12:08 AM PST]

  • 12.14.2012 12:07 AM PDT